Reuniting Tuesday's Fresh on the Frog

Gilmore Girls. One Tree Hill. Back together again in one recap.Yow! I'd throw V. Mars in there as well, but the local UPN station decided to show me the Yankees/Angels game instead (bastards!). Enough about me though. Let's hit it.

This week on the Girls, Sookie's in-laws are forcing her to baptize her children. Being the master chef that she is, she makes lemonade out of these religious lemons, using them as an excuse to get Rory and Lorelei together as her chosen godmothers. Though they are both incredibly busy, with D.A.R. duties and Riding on Buses with My Sister dissertations respectfully, they show up. There is talking...but none of it very productive. Our girls end the episode once again, alone. Elsewhere in Star's Hollow- Lane is still a virgin and the band buys recording equipment.

Next week: Rory's grandparents realize she is hiding from her future and lick Lorelei's boots for forgiveness. We hope.

Meanwhile, on One Tree Hill, time has ceased to be linear. What I was able to cull from the mishmash of flashbacks was this:

Nathan and Haley: not divorced. But not exactly doing great, either.

Peyton: still the best drawer of incredibly shallow emotion ever.

Brooke: Fooling herself with this non-exclusive dating deal she has with Lucas (I wonder if that was what happened with their real-life marriage?), still cruelly leading Mouth on.

Dan Scott: Burned, but evil as ever. Evil-er, if possible. If I was a priest, I would be so psyched to see Dan Scott coming in for confession. Because he doesn't confess so much as threaten.

Overall show lesson: It's okay for high school students to live wherever they please, as virtual orphans.

Next week: I forget, but I'm sure it has to do with fiery fiery revenge. Mahahaha.