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Forget Gaultier and H&M: It's the House of Goochy for "bits and bobs" Madonna

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We would be remiss in our duties if we did not share the above photo from Disco Delivery featuring Madonna gooching more than music from ABBA as she takes the stage in an outfit eerily reminiscent of another era, worn by a performer who could actually sing.

Now -- don't get huffy with us, queens.

We'll gladly admit to gooching our content from other websites most of the time. YouTube, BoingBoing, Drudge Report...Your Mama...all come to mind.

The only difference is we don't charge you $400 to wallow in redundancy – and perhaps that's why we hate Madonna so much.

She's never done anything original – and yet, she's filthy rich.

Mrs. Ciccone, one of the vilest appropriators of other peoples' lives and cultures, is sometimes overlooked for her extraordinary compassion, as this article from Time Magazine pointed out today: Madonna sinks teeth into Africa.

She has already committed to raising at least $3 million to fund programs particularly aimed at orphans [in Africa]. Of Malawi's population of 12 million, about a million are orphans. Ground has just been broken on an orphan care center, which aims to feed and educate as many as 1,000 children a day.

"For the last few years, now that I have children and now that I have what I consider to be a better perspective on life, I have felt responsible for the children of the world," said Madonna, "I've been doing bits and bobs about it and I suppose I was looking for a big, big project I could sink my teeth into."

Given that $3 million is about 1.5% of what her latest tour is projected to rake in this year, calling it "charitable" is a matter best left to Madge and her tax attorneys at the firm of Bits, Bobs, Botox and Bullshit.

We salute Mrs. Ciccone for her significant contributions to the world of popular culture and for reminding us that stealing other people's ideas is only wrong if you lose the lawsuit.

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Pop Culture Flashback
At least she has her name: Madonna sues pornographer to gain ownership of Madonna.com.








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chino's picture

Ha I think Freddy Mercry

Ha I think Freddy Mercry wore that same outfit on stage. So tragic.


Brian's picture

Who's the nasty bitter queen

Who's the nasty bitter queen writing this article. To disrespect anyone who is focusing their fame and fortune on the impoverished is utterly ignorant. Who cares if you like her music or not, just don't be an idiot.


Katara's picture

Hey, Bob! You think Madonna

Hey, Bob!
You think Madonna has never done anything original, huh?
Well, she's done more, and has more than you ever will in your lifetime,
so put that in your butt and smoke it!


Don's picture

EW! This blog is not cool

EW! This blog is not cool and so bitter. This will be blocked and never visited again. BLECH!


Tim's picture

Well, she may not be

Well, she may not be original (what is now a days?), but has brought attention to cultural elements that were once in the dark or forgotten. When I first heard her version of "Fever" I looked back on who originally sang it (Peggy Lee?) and really enjoyed it. If it wasn't for Madonna, I may not of heard Peggy. When she usurps so much culture, and she uses it fairly decently even if it is a shadow of its original self, she becomes a door to folks who have enough gumption to explore where her look, sound, and ideas came from.

For charity, I agree that she could do more. It is rather strange to hear a billionaire give out a pittance and then get publicity for it since it is a realitively impressive amount for us peasants, but at least it is something. We also do not know what other charities she is helping and I doubt it is just this one. She also has Guy Ritchie to support and that is one hell of a charity case in and of itself.

How much is Puffy giving out, or Jay-Z or Snoop? How much good has Jessica Simpson or Brittany, or Elton done? The last one often play benefits, but that is like me working an extra day and having my pay given to charity. I bet Elton has given more to Gucci than he has to the Aids foundation. No real sacrifice there either. So let's give Madonna a break and give her what she deserves, which is my thanks for helping folks, but my indifference when it comes to being a cultural influence. She was done about a decade ago, but her money can help people today. Good for her and for a few kids. It's not like she's Nancy K or something :-)


LB's picture

I just got hold of her

I just got hold of her "Music" Cd about a year ago, and I love it. Madonna is still rocking and she looks great at her age. She has evolved. She writes childrens books, and she is doing things for other people, namely kids. Good for her. Now if only she would lower her concert tickets, that would be cool!


Pete's picture

Hello, missing the point.

Hello, missing the point. She's intentionally paying homage to ABBA. She sampled Gimme Gimme Gimme in Hung Up, and now she's paying tribute to ABBA with the outfit. You don't get that intentionally close to someone's outfit and think non one will notice - she wants people to notice. The concert is rife without wardrobe homages - she pays tribute to Bowie and the glam rock movement with one outfit, she wears Elvis' cape, she wears John Travolta's leisure suit (while dancing to the music of Disco Inferno). She knows who's she's indebted to, musically and stylistically, and is simply paying homage. I am not sure why someone choses to be negative and cynical about it.


Robert Izquierdo's picture

Go Madonna! I will comment

Go Madonna! I will comment on a few of the ignorant comments.
Madonna has and will continue to evolve. How can you say that Like A Virgin sounds the same as her present work. As for the B-tch who wrote this article relax maybe your next life you may be a quarter of what she is today. You Bitter queen! I will never be back to this site.( Making fun of someone contributing to aid the world, your sick.)


jenny's picture

I agree with you completely.

I agree with you completely. When it comes to Madonna...there really is "no there there". You'd think she'd be over her rebellion about her Catholic upbring by now, just like the rest of us.


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