Numb3rs: Spy's Super-Secret Recapping Files! (Bonus Content)

To: Director of RIA

From: Spy

We have completed gathering information on the characters from Numb3rs. Our findings are included in the super-secret recapping mission, which may be viewed by authorized personnel only.

Please note that while some of the information was gathered through surveillance and interviews with the subjects, most was obtained through nefarious means. Several of the Recapping Intelligence Agency’s operatives were caught (and later disavowed by the agency) and, therefore, this information may not be completely corroborated or accurate. The escapades of the operatives and myself can be seen here.

We would like to acknowledge the assistance of our crack team of operatives, the twin ninjas, who managed not to be captured throughout this mission. Also, all arithmancy numbers were calculated by Samuel Kraft, the world famous psychic.

Case File 314159: Don Eppes

Full Name: Donald Eppes

Aliases: Joel Fleischman, Dick Goodwin, Kevin Hunter

Date Of Birth: July 15, 1967

Address: 8111 Aguacate, Los Angeles (Contrary to earlier reports that he still lives, for the most part, at home. He just spends an inordinate amount of time there.)

Most Revealing Quotation: “I'm fine until things quiet down. Then my head... it's a bad neighborhood to be in, you know?”

Arithmancy Number: 4 (Fours enjoy hard work. They are practical, reliable and down to earth; they prefer logic and reason to flights of fancy.) This is the number of a great leader.

Relatives: The eldest child of Alan and Margaret (nee Mann) Eppes, his position in the family required him to become the independent, internal person he is today. He also has an Great-Aunt, who, like his father and brother, with whom he does not want to dance.

Education: Agent Eppes graduated high school the same day as his younger brother, Charles Eppes. Afterwards, he went to college on a scholarship for baseball, which led to a brief career with the Stockton Rangers, but his lack of Babe Ruth style success led him to the academy at Quantico.

Profession & Accomplishments: After his brief baseball career, Agent Eppes has found great success with the FBI. Prior to taking over the team of Fedcakes in Los Angeles, he worked both fugitive recovery (where the number one qualification is extreme hotness) and took over the field office as lead agent in Albuquerque. His most recent innovation was to bring in his brother, Charles Eppes, as a consultant, where we have since learned that the number one way to solve crime is with a freshly created algorithm.

His career in baseball could also have benefited from his brother's contributions, as Professor Eppes could determine how well Agent Eppes' game would play out, strictly by his stance.

Health & Personality Assessment: By the simple fact that he was admitted into the fugitive recovery unit, Don Eppes is clearly physically perfect in excellent health.

Don Eppes' personality is a different matter. Although he has been compared to his brother by his sheer stubbornness, the siblings also share their ability to carry the entire weight of the world on their shoulders. Unlike Professor Eppes, Agent Eppes, does not have the outlet to release many of his tensions, although this may change with the arrival of AUSA Robin Brooks into his life. He has often given up on relationships, first with Agent Kim Hall and Nikki Davis and his father worries that Agent Eppes will never have a family of his own. Of course, the subject worries that he may endanger those closest to him, and this was confirmed by the Russian Mob's personal interest in destroying his life.

Taking all of cases to heart, Agent Eppes must find a balance between his working life and personal life, before it permanently affects his psyche. We highly encourage the subject to continue his relationship with Robin Brooks, as, according to our personality scale, she achieves the highest levels of "extreme awesomeness."

Security Risk: Agent Eppes is, essentially a loyal and ambitious Fedcake. The only cause for concern noted in our surveillance is his affection for the sport of hockey. We are investigating whether or not he might leak secret documents to the Canadian government.

Case File 12358132134: Charlie Eppes

Full Name: Charles Edward Eppes

Aliases: Joel Glicker, Abe Fiannico, Mr. Universe

Date Of Birth: September 5, 1975

Address: 874 Hunter Street, Los Angeles, CA (See the notation on Alan Eppes' file about the possibly fake address for the Eppes' family home.)

Most Revealing Quotation: "Everything is numbers."

Arithmancy Number: 2 (Twos are imaginative, creative, and sweet natured.)

Relatives: The son of Alan and Margaret (nee Mann) Eppes, and the younger brother of Fedcake Don Eppes, Professor Eppes' family life determined who he is as a person. Idolizing his older brother, he often attempts to impress him by involving himself with the Fedcakes' cases. Due to constant protecting by both his brother and mother, Professor Eppes was able to spend his life in academia as opposed to the real world, much to the approval of one of his mentors and closest friend, Lawrence Fleinhardt. This attachment to family led Professor Eppes to purchase the family home, where he allows his father to stay, rent free.

Education: Professor Eppes' genius was apparent at an early age, when, prior to starting kindergarten, he was able to multiply four digit numbers in his head. Graduating high school extremely early, the same day as his older brother, he attended Princeton University. Because of his young age, Professor Eppes' mother stayed with him during these important years.

(Note: It is believed that this caused the rift between the professor and his brother that lasted for many years.) His paper on the Eppes' Convergence, brought him acclaim amongst his mathematical peers. One such admirer even offered him a weekend at a Bed and Breakfast, but as he was the age where it was illegal in most states, his mother declined on his behalf. Later achieving both his masters and doctorate degrees at an almost unheard of pace, Professor Eppes chose to remain in academia.

Despite his advanced education, Professor Eppes has not mastered the art of spelling.

Profession & Accomplishments: Currently a professor at Cal Sci, Professor Eppes has achieved a number of notable mathematical breakthroughs and was once awarded the Milton Prize, like his protégé Amita Ramanujan. Currently, he splits his teaching duties with consulting for the Fedcake team, led by his older brother, Don. He has recently settled on studying the math of the brain, which he calls the "Cognitive Emergence Theory." He's been offered a multitude of positions, most notably as a lecturer in England. He has revolutionized the investigatory process by inventing "fireprints" and questioning the methods used to evaluate fingerprints.

He is also a consultant for the NSA over the past six years.

Health & Personality Assessment: From close examination and chemical analysis of certain physical aspects (his hair) Professor Eppes is yet another person associated with the Fedcakes in the peak of health. Unfortunately, closer examination of his physique was prevented by an unfortunately timed commercial break, so this cannot be confirmed through observation.

His personality is one of contradictions; confident in his own abilities, he suffers from the fear of many a child genius, uncertainty that he will never again be ahead of the crowd. Though his abilities in math are evident, he does not take questions about the accuracy of his calculations kindly. He also rejects anything beyond the purely scientific. The subject has difficulty dealing with stress and will retreat into trying to solve problems that are unsolvable, most notably, P vs. NP. He has a low tolerance for violence and lacks the coping mechanisms with which to deal with the aftermath. He has taken strides to try and better understand the world of violence, by learning how to fire a weapon.

He is able to form attachments with a variety of women, including his own "Berry Phase," where he cohabited with a neuroscientist named Susan Berry.

There are some signs of mental instability, as Professor Eppes often overreacts to certain situations, including his inability to be successful at a given task, like golf. Also, the subject dislikes pancakes. What sane person does not like pancakes?

Security Risk: The subject is not deemed a security risk as he has passed all the NSA security checks. Of course, this may change if his brother asks him to, as it is his one weakness.

Case File 1984: Alan Eppes

Full Name: Alan Eppes

Aliases: Alex Reiger, John Lacey, Leo Wagonman, Tyrone C. Berger, Wes Mendell

Date Of Birth: March 15, 1935

Address: 874 Hunter Street, Los Angeles, CA.

(Note: Some doubt about the authenticity of this address has been raised, as the Eppes family has always lived in Pasedena.)

Most Revealing Quotation: "I think your life's work should be what you find significant."

Arithmancy Number: 8 (Eights are practical, ambitious, committed, and hard working.) An eminently suitable number as Mr. Eppes ambitiously works hard at pushing his children into commitment, as he feels it's the most practical solution to achieve his desire for grandchildren.

Relatives: While little is known about Mr. Eppes' parents, a great deal is known about his two children, Don and Charles Eppes. (See above.) His wife, Margaret, passed away from cancer nearly three years ago. The subject obviously misses his wife deeply, as he kept many of her personal items, well after his sons believed him to have donated them to charity. While he has had some success in the dating department, his heart truly isn't into finding another woman to spend the rest of his life with, as he remains, even if only admitted to himself, in mourning.

Education: Mr. Eppes holds a college degree and majored in Urban Planning from a yet to be identified college. Having grown up in an era when going to college was not considered a necessity, this shows Mr. Eppes' dedication to learning, a quality he passed onto at least one of his sons.

Profession & Accomplishments: A former urban planner for the city of Los Angeles, after he retired he volunteered for charity, specifically, at a homeless shelter. The days of retirement and taking care of what is affectionately known as "Casa Eppes" or "La Maison D'Eppes" were not sufficient and Mr. Eppes started a consulting firm with Stan Fisher. As his choice to retire was forced upon him by his wife's illness, he obviously feels he has a great many more things he wishes to accomplish with his life.

Health & Personality Assessment: Although aging, Mr. Eppes suffers from remarkably few health difficulties. He keeps physically active through golfing, volunteer service and general maintenance on his (now his son Charles') home. We suspect that for dramatic purposes this may not always be the case. On the other hand, though determined in his desire for grandchildren, which seems almost obsessive, rumours have arisen that perhaps Alan Eppes might be harbouring some secret inner rage. Other symptoms of this secret inner rage, or a basic desire for fairness and honesty to be ingrained into the human condition, worked themselves out in his work in the 70's when he helped register voters in poorer areas of Los Angeles. It has been suggested that he has revealed some level of distrust for the government, by associating with certain protest groups during his time registering voters. He was once arrested because of his subversive activities. Obviously, Mr. Eppes has sufficient coping skills, even if they do come out in surreptitious and underhanded ways like the Eppes House War of 2005-2006.

Security Risk: While he is obviously willing to go against his government for causes he believes in, and he does have an arrest record in relation to his anti-governmental activities, we feel the threat has been sufficiently neutralized. We've told him we have pictures of him from the 70's. No one is foolish enough to want the pictures from the 70's to be made public. (Some of our evidence can be seen here.) We feel it is also important to note that it is highly unlikely that Mr. Eppes would do anything that might jeopardize his son Don's career as a Fedcake.

Case File 42: Larry Fleinhardt

Full Name: Lawrence Fleinhardt

Aliases: John "The Biscuit" Cage, Alan Birch, Stingo

Date Of Birth: April 10, 1954

Address: 1200 East California BLVD. Pasadena, California (Currently rumoured to be living in the LIGO Lab. We are currently awaiting confirmation. After he sold his 1877 home, we first moved into his office, but took up residence in the LIGO Lab after it was almost robbed. This should finally dispel all rumours that he's living in his 1931 Ford.)

Most Revealing Quotation: "There's a symmetry to my chaos, okay?"

Arithmancy Number: 7 (Perceptive, understanding, and bright, sevens enjoy hard work and challenges.) Although, we feel he is more of a 5: Five is the number of instability and imbalance, indicating change and uncertainty.

Relatives: After losing his mother at an early age, and an aunt that would give him nightmares about stealing his internal organs, the decision was made not to delve any further into the Fleinhardt family history. We were politely informed that Fleinhardt's aunt was "the normal one.”

Education: A constant academic, Fleinhardt insists that his education will never truly be complete, as he strives to be a modern renaissance man. From the more official point of view, he has Doctorates in both theoretical physics and cosmology, after his initial degrees in physics. His education was completed on the East coast, and while it is unclear whether or not he attended, MIT, Princeton, or Harvard, his education was most definitely completed at one of the top schools in the country. We have learned that due to his unfortunate days as a card-counter, the university in question may wish to disavow all knowledge of their former pupil.

Profession & Accomplishments: Fleinhardt has been in the teaching profession for over two decades, but has yet to improve his teaching style. In comparison to the much more popular Cal Sci professor, Charles Eppes, Fleinhardt is seen as dreadfully dull by his students, often because of the lack of a logical nature of his lectures. ("We were talking about the bending of time, and suddenly, he was talking about children as wormholes. He wasn't clear if that would be on the exam," one student reported.) His work includes ground-breaking studies on “quantum entanglements” and "super gravitational theory." As with all theoretical physicists, Fleinhardt often encourages those around him to stay in academia, and will often disaprove of Charles Eppes assisting the Fedcake team on cases. Despite his initial disapproval, Fleinhardt has assisted the Fedcakes with apprehending a card counter, a poisoner and provided invaluable information about archeological calculations and nuclear waste.

Health & Personality Assessment: Essentially physically healthy and clean (as the subject enjoys thinking while bathing) the mental health of the subject is often in question. While seen as absent minded, by being uncertain about whether he is going in or out of a building at any given moment, tests have proven Fleinhardt to be quite sane. Although tendencies of obsessive compulsive disorder, with the desire to eat food that is entirely white, are present, he is of sound mind. What must be understood is the subject's value system. He places little value on the mundane items, such as geography and instead focuses on the questions of human existence. Once one understands that only the most complex questions, like the nature of the universe, god, and children, the seriousness of the predilection for white food is only a little of chaos in the symmetry of Fleinhardt's mind.

Security Risk: While he may give away state secrets by accident, like when the appending Armageddon approaches, Fleinhardt is seen as too scatterbrained by those who might wish to use him as a valuable resource. Those people would be wrong in their assessment, but they have not examined the subject as closely as we have.

Case File 1618033989: Megan Reeves

Full Name: Megan Reeves

Aliases: Laura Miles, Amy DeLuca

Date Of Birth: September 7, 1973

Address: Unknown. When the subject was queried on the topic, she replied, "It's in my file, which you don't have access too. Try to access it and I'll kick your ass." The operative sent to investigate this believed her and dropped the subject.

Most Revealing Quotation: "Well, it does say behaviorist on my job description."

Arithmancy Number: 6 (Sixes are loyal, reliable, and loving.) We feel this is particularly relevant considering a certain professor's desire for "wormholes." We feel it is important to watch this development over the next few months.

Relatives: The youngest child of two "country club" parents, Agent Reeves has three older sisters. There is a great deal of animosity between her father and herself, as her birth was seen as the last chance for a boy. Growing up, Agent Reeves often tried to impress her less than impressed father, which has resulted in a decade long feud between the pair.

Education: Agent Reeves has dismissed her own education by calling it simply a few years in community college. She prefers experience to formal education. This might be a rebellion against her parents' desire for a well-finished daughter to debut at the country club. In more important educational information, she's an instructor of Krav Maga at the YMCA. Obviously, to be an instructor, she must have been educated in this skill somewhere. This means, that when Agent Reeves says she can kick our asses, she means it.

Profession & Accomplishments: Another recent addition to the Fedcake team (see also Granger, Colby), Agent Reeves has quickly made her mark on the team. Often, her contribution is more in the tackling various criminals, as opposed to actual behavioural science. Though thoroughly capable, she is just as admirable whether analyzing a suspect or taking down the same suspect and her professional nature must be admired by all. We're not writing this because she intimidates us. Would someone please tell her that only said nice things were said about her? Please?

Health & Personality Assessment: In the peak of physical health, we refer back to our constant comments that she could kick our collective asses. Mentally, her diverse interests, such as appreciating classic automobiles, and their owners, allow her to have a life outside of the Fedcake team.

Security Risk: We would not tell you if she was. She scares us.

Case File 404: Colby Granger

Full Name: Colby Granger

Aliases: Willie Jack Pickens, Mark Bing

Date of Birth: September 6, 1972

Address: Unknown (The subject replied to this question, “My mom always said I lived in my own little world.”)

Most Revealing Quotation: "Stop or I'll shoot you in the back! …I did just not feel like running today."

Arithmancy Number: 1 (Ones are independent, focused, and determined. They set a goal and stick to it.) Agent Granger’s number is quite apropos, as he will always accomplish any goal he sets, even if how he achieves it is questionable.

Relatives: Little is known of Agent Granger’s parents. At first, this was not considered relevant. Growing up in a small town Idaho, it was assumed, having the all-American upbringing would instantly meant that everything was all sweetness and light during his childhood. One relative we do know about is a Sherriff in small town New England. While we originally dismissed anything suspicious in his childhood, we at the RIA found the following article from March 18, 2006. We respectfully request more funding to further examine Agent Granger’s very interesting family connections.

Education: A mediocre student in high school, the two subjects in which he did excel were Physical Education and Spanish. After high school, Agent Granger attended university on a dual scholarship for both football and wrestling at a small generally unknown college in Massachusetts. After joining the army he was trained in advanced interrogation techniques. This training took three years, even though, according to the army, the time it takes to complete the course is 6 months.

Profession & Accomplishments: Recruited by the army (the army recruiter said that he was initially recruited because he would look damn fine in the “join the army” propaganda) directly from college, Agent Granger completed his basic training and eventually and joined the Army’s Criminal Investigation Division. His specialized training in interrogation techniques (what exactly that entails is classified) earned him a tour of Afghanistan, where, one assumes, he interrogated people. At some point during his time in the army, he was taught about explosives, a skill which became very handy in "Protest." This might be the start of the less than legally acceptable techniques he has employed throughout his career with the FBI. Agent Granger has been known to find evidence “stuck to the bottom of his shoe” or threaten people without any intention of following through. We can only hope that his partner, Agent David Sinclair, or his team leader Agent Don Eppes, will get the newest Fedcake under control before he has to be demoted to the level of “ordinary fed.”

Health: Observations show Agent Granger to be at his physical peak. The subject was thoroughly examined on multiple occasions. While we know a complaint was filed against our department for our excessive spending for this project, we feel that our results had to be double and triple-checked.
Mentally, Agent Granger also fits well within the parameters of normalcy, although we are still awaiting the results of the IQ examination. Although, we could not perform this test ourselves, the company that is testing Agent Granger had very solid references, such as Jessica Simpson.

Personality Assessment: Agent Granger is generally affable but can be drippingly sarcastic and caustic when need be. Overall, his personality assessment came back with the rating of "all-American male" with minor indications of "rogue hero." He scored very high on the "ability to listen" scale as the character is often used for exposition.

The minor cases of less than legal methods for catching criminals, as seen in "Scorched" And "Judgement Call" are seen as grand-standing and ill-advised attempts at proving himself amongst a group of much more experienced Fedcakes.

Security Risk: Agent Granger is not found to be a risk in his own right. He might be misled by those around him (see the report on Agent David Sinclair)and used for information gathering surreptitiously. Overall, we find Agent Granger to be patriotic, if not always correct in his methods. We encourage a permanent change be made to his current status as "guest starring Fedcake" to "Regular Fedcake."

Case File 8675309: Amita Ramanujan

Full Name: Amita Ramanujan

Aliases: Theresa Diaz, Melanie, Soraya

Date Of Birth: June 5, 1977

Address: Unknown (current information leads investigators to believe that Ms. Ramanujan has taken up residence at Charles Eppes’ Cal Sci office.)

Most Revealing Quotation: "I don't know Charlie. It's just that my job is starting to feel like it's all about your job."

Arithmancy Number: 2 (Meaning: Two represents interaction, two-way communication, cooperation, and balance...) She is clearly representative of her character number.

Relatives: Two living parents, names currently unknown and one living grandmother (name also unknown) with whom Ms. Ramanujan has not always had the strongest of relationships. There has been some evidence that Ms Ramanujan also has a fiancé due to an arrangement made by her parents. Further investigation has proven the existence of said fiancé, going on the limited information provided by Ms. Ramanujan. (“…a banker from Goa.” “He’s an ass.”) Currently, we have learned his first name is Nick Bottom and his family owns a textile weaving factory.

Education: B.Sc., M.Sc. PH.D. (Combinatorics and Optimization) All degrees are from Cal Sci; currently, she is working on a PH.D. in Astrophysics.

Profession & Accomplishments: Currently, she is a professional student and sometimes assistant to professor Charles Eppes. She is currently deciding between an assistant professorship at Harvard and an assistant professorship at Cal Sci. She is also the most recent recipient of the Milton Prize, a sure sign that she is to move on to greater achievements in her career.

Vegas Odds on Her Taking the Job at Harvard: 50:1

Health: While essentially healthy and not one of the frequent Hollywood Waytooskiniwtfeatitis suffers Ms. Ramanujan suffers from Forced Girlfriend Syndrome. Symptoms include, personality subversion, (the final scene from "Sabatoge" clearly indicates she has more sexual tension with Don) and a mild case of the cling-ons. Recent observation in "Guns and Roses" prove that when not being wedged into a relationship with Charlie, the character is not only funny but also truly insightful, one might even say perspicacious. Therefore, a fund to help cure Ms. Ramanujan and turn her into the fully developed character and excellent female role-model we know she has inside of her, has been started. All donations are to me sent to this address.

Personality Assessment: Being the daughter and granddaughter of Indian immigrants, Amita has struggled with her cultural identity, as her life has revolved more around the OC, than Hindi. Recently, she has reconnected to her cultural background and even pledged the money she won from the Milton Prize to the education of two Indian girls, Santi and Prita and she herself plans to travel there in the future. While still searching for a balance between the East and the West, Amita is, essentially, comfortable in her own skin. She is confident in her abilities and naturally intelligent. Also, she has superior social skills, and is able to appreciate people for their unique talents. We are still awaiting the results on one final personality test to fully analyze her character.

Security Risk: As Amita is often in charge of knowing where certain Cal Sci professors can be located (as both Fleinhardt and Eppes are vitally important to national security) as well as access to all the information on Cal Sci computers, she is seen as the greatest security risk. As we currently do not know where she lives, or what she does while not with professor Charles Eppes, she might possibly be planning complete and total world dominance. Not only do we believe that she has the intelligence for such a plan, but we also cannot find any other cause than human intervention for so little information to be available on Ms. Ramanujan.

Addendum: We believe that Agent David Sinclair might also be a part of her super-secret plan for world domination, as most of his personal information has also mysteriously disappeared from the public files.

Case File 4815162342: David Sinclair

Full Name: David Sinclair

Aliases: Herbal Thought, Frank 'Frankie' Hubbard

Date of Birth: October 17, 1972

Address: Unknown, but there is some indication he lives in the Venice area.

Most Revealing Quotation: “Fair? Spend eighteen years dodging gangs, working to help support your family, beating every odd out there just to get your high school diploma. You do that and then you can sit here and talk about what’s fair.”

Arithmancy Number: 8 (Eights are practical, ambitious, committed, and hard working.)

Relatives: While we know Agent Sinclair must have parents, we have been unable to uncover the names, occupations of either. (There have been some suggestions from his partner that, like Agent Granger’s parents always told him where babies come from, he was found “in a cabbage patch.” We believe it says more about Agent Sinclair’s partner, than Agent Sinclair himself, and both Agents refused to prove they did not have Xavier Roberts’ signature on their butts. Asking was completely within the realm of the investigation. Really.)
We have learned he has a sister named Linda but the siblings are currently estranged.

Education: Growing up in the Bronx, Agent Sinclair not only received a high school education, but also a social education through community centres. The agent credits the social education as turning his life around, giving him discipline and purpose. Agent Sinclair has tried to give back to the community by volunteering at 23rd Street Community Centre, teaching the local youth conflict management skills. His post-secondary education remains hazy, but there are some indications of a turn in the army (perhaps that was the method of paying for the post-secondary education) and serious training in research and information gathering skills.

Profession & Accomplishments: Agent Sinclair is one of an elite group of FBI agents that has obtained the ranking of “Fedcake.” This has come about through his exemplary work with Agent Eppes’ team. Agent Sinclair’s role is primarily that of information gathering. Recent evidence indicates that his ability to find any piece of information at any given moment the plot needs a push team needs a clue shows his rapidly developing computer skills. His work with his new partner, Colby Granger gives the team the most vital element, comic relief. Unfortunately, Agent Sinclair often has to play the straight man to Agent Granger. Finally, the time he does not spend researching is usually spent keeping the aforementioned partner in line.

Health: Agent Sinclair is a fine (one examiner says damn fine) specimen of health. This is advantageous, as his occupation often requires him to run after suspects while wearing riot gear.

Personality Assessment: While essentially a mentally healthy and stable person, Agent Sinclair suffers from Harpomarxism, which occurs when constantly playing the straight man causes one’s own personality to be subverted. A dedicated fedcake, David is often the rational calm voice in the sea of angst that often overtakes the International House of Fedcakes. Utterly reliable, completely adorable and absolutely loyal, our researchers are shocked that he is currently single. We believe that his brief flirtation with the woman who stabbed River Tam IN THE HEAD, Olivia the 23rd Street Community Centre Director, was just a minor detour in his mental health. Also, sources reveal that Olivia has since renamed herself Camille, and is now after a totally different FBI agent – Seeley Booth.

Security Risk: Further delving into Agent Sinclair’s past has come up empty, much like that of Amita Ramanujan’s. This lack of information can only be due to human intervention and using a computer to virtually erase all traces of his existence. As Agent Sinclair, though competent in computers, is not believed to be capable of this level of computer sabotage, it has been theorized that Agent Sinclair must be a apart of Amita Ramanujan’s super-secret plan for world domination. Further evidence of their collusion was discovered in “Backscatter” where the pair seem very friendly, considering that the only two who have had less contact time are Megan Reeves and Alan Eppes. Between his ability to research and learn the most obscure information about any suspect and her ability with computers, world domination is obviously the next step.
Our recommendation is to closely monitor, through electronic surveillance, any and all computer contact between Agent Sinclair and Ms. Ramanujan, as justified by our government’s one percent doctrine. We feel that the pair may be lulling us into a false sense of security as both characters are essentially too good to be true. We believe this is part of their super-secret plan for world domination.

We are currently allotting resources to find where Ms Ramanujan and Agent Sinclair have their super-secret training camp for their army of ninjas.

Conclusions: All of our deductions cannot be taken as fact. Although, we do believe that they have an inherent truthiness. We at the RIA, feel that in order to better know and understand the motivations of the characters several more seasons of observations are required.

Surveillance is scheduled to continue shortly.