Best Sweeps "Stunt Casting" Ever

Sorry...blah, blah, blah...Mexico...parasites...now on to it. Joy's attorney has advised her that it would behoove her to make as many amends as she can before her court date in order to reduce her punishment. Among these is a restraining order that was placed on her by her former trailer park manager, Millie Banks (played in perfect white-trash style by Roseanne. If there was ever a show for this gal to be on, this is it.) Miss Millie was really unpleasant and ruled the trailer park with an iron fist (La-Z-Boys on the lawn had to match the color of the trailer – evil!) With talk of Millie, Earl remembered another event that needed crossing off his list – made a lady think he was God. Apparently Millie's hearing aid could pick up Earl's walkie-talkie, so he took full advantage of this – starting with making her do the Hokey Pokey and moving on to getting her to disregard citations and even bring gifts to Earl and Joy. All of this chatter with the Almighty sent Millie to the convent. Earl goes to find her and 'fess up to his wrongdoing and finds a totally changed woman – even some of the other nuns are jealous of her relationship with the Lord. Of course, being the pious woman she now was, she had a hard time believing Earl's story, but once he demonstrated how he played God, she was furious, left the convent and returned to her wicked ways at the trailer park (making Darnell give up his pet turtle - who ends up in foster care with Randy - and more importantly refusing to drop the restraining order against Joy.)

So how's Earl going to fix this one? Catalina suggests figuring out a way for Millie to get another calling to the convent. Earl's attempts to give Millie some divine inspiration, including attempting to leave a grilled cheese sandwich with an image of Jesus burned into it at her place, all fail. In fact, Millie shoots the boys with a slingshot – which prompts Earl to lose it and basically tell her to stop being such a bee-yotch. I guess a chewing out by a scruffy redneck can be a sign too, as Millie has a change of heart (again) and returns to the convent and her good deeds. Joy's restraining order is dropped – wonder how many more she has?