Madonna: get off the cross, we need a flashback

In honor of Madonkey's upcoming NBC special -- which, sadly, will not feature Madge performing Live to Tell while she pretends to be hung like Jesus -- here's two lovely videos for your enjoyment.

The first features Karel, the very famous homosexual, (yeah, we had to Google him, too) performing an oh-so-special remake of LtT alongside house music chanteuse Thea "Rhythm is a Dancer" Austin (she's gotta a MySpace, natch).

The second feature: a lovely little tune about crucifixions, push up bras and equally brash pageants of faggotry. Hey -- it's a Madonna post, what else would you expect?