The Real World: The Return of Brooke the Loon

This week starts off with Brooke and Davis messing around in bed and Brooke appears to be naked. They giggle. Brooke screams. Brooke tells him that she can't do this. Brooke tells the camera she has a flirty relationship with Davis. Tyrie spies on them. Davis says he thinks its funny and he's not going to do anything with her. Davis climbs on top of her. Brooke screams and Stephen says they are changing the status quo. Davis leans back and asks Brooke if it was good for her. Those two seconds were bliss. At the club later, Jenn and Davis are chatting. Davis tells her that he doesn't really have a good friend in the house. Davis says he doesn't want a girlfriend he wants a guy friend. Davis feels like all the guys are shy to him because he is gay. Jenn says she's glad she has Colie as a friend. Davis then starts going on how Colie has a good body, nice boobs, nice hair, but doesn't think she's that pretty.

Davis thinks she's average. Davis then goes on about Brooke and how she has a double chin. Davis then tells Jenn she is pretty but should loose some weight. Jenn is rightfully pissed off. Jenn runs home and tells Colie about the conversation. Brooke insists she doesn't want to know what Davis said about her. Brooke is also angry with Davis and doesn't think he has a right to say those things. Jenn tries to call Davis down to tell the girls what he said. Davis lies and says he didn't say anything about Colie and refuses to come downstairs. Meanwhile, Tyrie meets Jazalle outside and they get into a silly argument. Tyrie tells the camera he doesn't know what's going on with his relationship with Jazalle. Later on, Tyrie calls her up and they argue again. Tyrie brings up the argument that sent him into detox. Well, lead to the urination incident that lead to detox. Jazalle is angry and says it's his fault because he pissed on the street. Tyrie reminds her that the reason the cops were called was because she was screaming and thought it was a domestic dispute.

Tyrie hangs up and heads up the stairs muttering about Jazalle being an overly emotional bitch. Brooke's parents come into town. She greets them and brings them back to the house. En route to the house, Brooke's parents ask about Davis. Brooke tells them how he has been talking about her behind her back. Brooke is hurt that he thinks she's so unattractive that he feels he needs to talk about her. At the house, Brooke shows them her room. They run into Davis and make small talk. Davis ironically compliments her on how good she looks. Brooke and her parents go out for pizza. Her parents ask what she plans on doing about Davis. Brooke thinks that all of this stems from Davis being a homosexual. Meanwhile, the boys go out to eat. Alex brings up the conversation Davis had with Jenn. Alex says all the girls are real mad at him. Davis defends himself by saying thats what he thinks and they aren't very nice girls anyway. Good one Davis.

Tyrie wakes up and goes for a run. He decides that he needs to break things off with Jazalle because they constantly argue. Tyrie calls her up and says they need to chill out for a while. Jazalle doesn't like the idea of them not being together. Tyrie is adamant on them calming down and taking a break. Cue the sad music and mopey Tyrie. Tyrie heads to the confessional and tells us that he plans on using his player card. Dark Kent is back. Now we see Tyrie and all the guys dancing at the club. Brooke seeks out Davis to have a chat. Brooke confronts him. Davis admits to exactly what he said about the double chin. Davis then tells Brooke that he likes her but doesn't think she is the most beautiful girl in the world. Brooke tells the camera that she is hurt by Davis and feels like she was stabbed in the back. Brooke leaves the club crying. Brooke gets back to the house and locks herself in the bathroom. Brooke starts screaming and crying to herself. Brooke has once again proven her insanity. Let her inner crazy shine!

Brooke finally leaves the bathroom and attempts to scribble something on a piece of paper. She screams and runs around the office like a mad person. Brooke puts the papers on Davis's bed. Brooke starts shredding the bedding and throwing Davis's things around. Brooke then throws over a lamp. Her note reads "Davis- you are the nastiest person I have ever met and I will never trust you again. Burn in hell. Brooke". Colie comes home to Brooke laying on the floor crying. Brooke cries about Davis and tells her how she ruined Davis's room. Brooke says she would kill him with her bare hands if she could. That would make for a great fight and even better television. Brooke cries that Davis ruined her trust. She admits to the camera that maybe she let her guard down with him. Brooke cries. Colie attempts to calm her down but it's obvious Brooke has officially lost it. Davis wakes up the next morning and finds Brooke's note. Davis says he does feel bad about saying those things about Brooke but not talking to him and leaving a note is not how to handle the situation. Davis tells Alex about the burn in hell note. Davis thinks Brooke is immature. Alex says Brooke has anxiety but other issues as well. No shit. Davis thinks he will have to talk to Brooke. Davis mans up and apologizes to Brooke. Davis clarifies that he only said double chin remark. Davis thinks it's odd that Brooke was so upset about this. Davis says he likes her and him approaching her to talk about their issue is a sign of that. Davis tells the camera that talking shit about his roommates probably isn't the best idea. Yes, especially when on television. Brooke and Davis make up. Once again all is resolved in thirty minutes or less. Next week: Jenn's boy from home shows up. Davis spills the beans on Jenn and Alex.