The Real World Reunited: A Little Gleeking Never Hurt Anyone

This week kicks off with Irulan and Trishelle roaming through a sex shop shopping for supplies for Brynn's bachlorette party.  They joke about the sexy toys and buy a lacy see-through apron and a whip.  Since the girls are having their own party, the boys decide it's dudes' night.  Trishelle has rented out a super fancy suite at the Palms.  The suite even includes a stripper pole in the shower.  Alton books the wood floor suite for the boys. This is also the suite the Sacramento Kings stay in when they are in Vegas.  Also the same suite featured in an episode of The Girls Next Door.  Upon arrival at the basketball suite, the boys find the room includes four scantily clad women to tend bar.  The boys feeling macho and mighty challenge the girls to a game of b-ball.  To up the stakes, they decide the winners get the suite.  The game is on!  The boys are pretty awful and are afraid they might actually loose to girls and loose their fancy room.  Luckily, Stephen doesn't completely suck.  He pulls it together and the boys win the game.  Unfortunately, they have to send the girls out.  Meanwhile, the girls have a number of strippers to entertain them.  All the strippers take turns giving Brynn lap dances.  She looks terribly uncomfortable and swears she will kill the girls for doing this.  The girls even ordered her a female stripper.  At this point, there are more strippers than guests at their fiesta.  Show time is over.  The girls say their goodbyes to their new stripper friends.  Time to play on the stripper pole.  Trishelle tells the girls she took strip lessons for her up-coming movie.  Trishelle in a movie? Reality show gold always translates into movie success.  Doesn't anyone remember From Justin to Kelly. Oh yeah, we're all trying to forget.  Anyway, Trishelle mounts the pole and begins showing the girls her moves.  Irulan is impressed and convinces Trishelle to teach her.  The girls eventually loose interest in the pole and wonder what the boys are up to.  They head over to the boys suite- only to find the boys doing pretty much nothing.  Frank is his usual drunk self.  He apparently "gleeks" (spits water he just sipped through his teeth) on Irulan.  Irulan becomes irritated and starts chasing Frank around the suite.  Irulan takes a nasty spill into a chair.  It's all fun and games till somebody gets hurt.  Now, Irulan is real pissed.  She starts yelling how Frank disrespected her by spitting on her.  Frank doesn't get it.  He was just gleeking on her.  Gleeking sounds worse than spitting.  Irulan angrily struts around the suite.  She screams that they are grown up now.  She sure isn't acting too grown up. Alton tries to calm her down, but she isn't having it.  Irulan doesn't think Alton gets it.  Irulan's anger quickly turns to tears.  She calls up the producers and cries that she wants to go home.  It's just a little gleeking!  Trishelle tries to talk some sense into her.  She hangs up the phone, collects her things, and leaves the suite.  Meanwhile Frank, still unfazed by the trauma his gleeking has caused, managed to find a random girl to make out with.  Frank brings his lady friend home to the suite.  They drink more, make out, and break dishes on the floor.  Arissa arrives home later to find Frank's mess.  The mess pisses off Arissa.  Arissa looses her temper.  Trishelle tries to reason with her, but Arissa isn't interested.  Trishelle even offers to clean the mess.  Arissa insists that is not point.  Arissa decides she needs to leave the suite for the night.  She is afraid she is going to start a fight.  Arissa heads down to the casino and isn't sure whether she will return at all.  Next week:  Trishelle shamelessly promotes her new movie "Ninja Cheerleaders".  This already sounds like a winner.  And Trishelle becomes the new member of Arissa's shit-list.