Orlando

Note: This episode actually aired before Vegas, but who can tell the difference anymore? Also, this episode is notable in that the judges, when they weren't hamming it up themselves or goofing around with headgear -- Lisa Ann with Minnie Mouse ears, Jeffrey with a styrofoam boater -- could only find four people to send on to the semi-finals.

• Trent Carlini as Elvis Presley: Before his audition, Trent talks sincerely about how something magical happens to him when he's on stage. And I do believe something magical happened in my pants when Trent takes the stage as a hot 70's Elvis -- wearing a flower lei and the trademark white jumpsuit, he croons "Unchained Melody". Lisa Ann looks enraptured, and even Elon and Jeffrey have to admit he's great. He moves on to the semi-finals!

• Britney Spears: Her day job is selling alcohol to bars and restaurants. She looks about 50. Though she lacks talent like present-day Britney, it isn't enough to go to the next round.
• Avril Lavigne: She whinges until Jeffrey dismisses her with an "Avril Lavigne? More like an 'Advil Lavigne'".
• Michael Jackson: He forgot the words to 'Ben'. He forgot the words to 'Ben'! Also, he still has a nose while the real Michael has none, so no semi-finals for him.
• Cher doing, for the three millionth time, "Turn Back Time" -- when he turned, you could see how bad his tuck was. Next!
• President George W. Bush: He was funnier than the real thing, yet he still moves on!
• Diana Ross: "Sings more like Jeff Ross!"
• Johnny and June Carter Cash: Naturally, they do "Ring Of Fire". Lisa Ann likened June's appearance to Catherine O'Hara's folk singer character in "A Mighty Wind", a reference which June missed. You know what else she missed? A chance to get to the next round.
• Rod Stewart: Rod? No. Joe Dirt? Yes.
• Wesley Snipes as 'Blade' in, well, "Blade": "A bad impression of a bad actor in a bad movie." Oooh, snap!
• Johanna Castillo as J-Lo can shake her hips, but she doesn't dance. She's got the look of J-Lo, but not the voice. So while she's not going to the next round, Elon and Jeffrey look like they'd take her anywhere she wanted to go.
• Dog The Bounty Hunter: Looked a lot like Dee Snider (as did a failed Stevie Nicks impersonator) but was the best Cher impersonator Elon had seen yet.
• Dolly Parton: Jeffrey thought she actually was Dolly for a minute, sent to play a prank on the judges. Does Jeffrey really think the real Dolly would actually take time out of her schedule to play a prank on them? Doubtful!
• Carrie-Ann Moss as 'Trinity' from "The Matrix": Managed to spit out a weird (read: stupid) take of "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider" before she is dismisse. Still a better actor than Keanu, though.
• Tina Turner: Body like Tina's, voice like Urkel's. Though it's not bad for a 45 year old dude, it's not good enough for the judges.
• Robin Williams: Hairy? Check. Spazzy? Check. Semi-finalist? Check.