Big Brother 8- Everyone Feels Safe With Jessica

except for eric, who feels like an awkward pre-teen

Jessica is the HoH for a second time, and everyone in the house is happy. By the end of the night two people won't be quite as pleased. Who are they? First, the drama!

When Jen left, she had one last parting gift- planting seeds of doubt about Eric. She tells Amber to "tell Jess" "that thing" about him, and "that thing" turns out to be...maybe he has a serious girlfriend. Dun Dun Dun.

They talk it out, and it sounds like Eric doesn't have a serious girlfriend, so much as serious issues about his ex. Still, Jess feels better. She hates cheaters.

It's time for the first luxury comp! The team that wins will get a shopping spree. It's boys vs. girls, thank god, because this one involves the houseguests getting nekkid in soap bubbles and using the letters on their clothes to spell words relating to previous challenges. Despite being initially hesitant, the ladies win. The requisite screaming and throwing of clothes on one's body before the time limit runs up hilarity ensues, and the boys are alltogether pleased with the outcome of the competition despite losing.

Maybe it's the new clothes, or maybe it's Jameka, but something has got Amber thinking she should be a model. She goes on about having the face and the body for it, as BB runs the absolute worst clips of her. That's not nice, BB.

Jess doesn't know who to nominate. Though the smart move is Dick and Daniele, she ends up taking the safer route, putting up Amber and Zach. I've been digging Zach of late, so I hope he sticks around, while Amber (who actually said "God Bless you, God" this week) joins BFF Dustin in the sequester house.