The Real World: Cohutta and KellyAnne?

This week starts off with KellyAnne and Dunbar hanging out in the bathroom in half naked and in towels. KellyAnne insists she is comfortable with any guy who isn't scummy. What she means is anything with a penis. She claims there is nothing between her and Dunbar. Parisa, sits at the computer, stewing in her own jealousy. Dunbar has yet to mention her letter. Dunbar goes on how he falls in love on the way to class. He says thats what Old Miss produces- beautiful women. He says all the girls there are just gorgeous unlike all the women he has met in Australia. He then rubs salt in the wound and reassures Parisa by telling her she is interesting. Parisa is rightfully pissed and that was a low blow. Dunbar says he isn't going to confront her about the letter. He just wants the whole thing to blow over. Parisa finds the situation bizarre. Shauvon feels bad for her. Parisa insists that while walking around in New York City turns heads. She isn't used to Dunbar's nonsense. Meanwhile, Cohutta goes on how he really wants to find himself a wife. He wants a few little boys runnin' around. Seriously, where did they find this kid! Cohutta says he hasn't found anyone in Australia he finds interesting. Dunbar begins his rant to Trisha. Dunbar is full of himself and thinks both KellyAnne and Parisa want his dick. Dunbar then continues his rant in the confessional. He yells that he doesn't want to bone Parisa and to read the "He's Just Not Into You" book. Trisha immediately runs off to tell KellyAnne all about the conversation she had with Dunbar. He thinks KellyAnne is fun and Parisa wants to be his soul mate. KellyAnne insists she doesn't have feelings for Dunbar at all. She is just a huge flirt- likely story.

Parisa finds her way into the music studio. She sets herself up at the keyboard and starts singing. Parisa has missed being able to make music. She has been so wrapped up in the Dunbar nonsense. Parisa and KellyAnne go for a walk. Parisa confronts her about the Dunbar situation. KellyAnne bluntly asks her if she likes Dunbar. Parisa says she definitely doesn't and wasn't sure what she was thinking. KellyAnne goes on how she's a big flirt and her nickname in high school was cock tease. Parisa now claims to understand KellyAnne's whorish ways. KellyAnne confronts Dunbar about his convo with Trisha. Dunbar insists KellyAnne said she liked him. KellyAnne denies it and Dunbar has taken a serious blow to his ego. Dunbar complains to the camera that KellyAnne has become less attractive in the past couple days. Wonder why? Parisa starts singing again. Dunbar begs God that she gets writer's block. He sits there and bashes everything about her music. Parisa is singing and cleaning up the kitchen. Dunbar marches in to say women have no right singing the blues. He insists she hasn't had a bad life and therefore isn't entitled to sing like that. Parisa has had it with Dunbar and he is officially the biggest douche this season.

KellyAnne and Cohutta start joking about how they would have good looking children. The kids go out, drink, and flirt. Cohutta talks to a lot of random girls. Cohutta uses his "I'm a mountain man" pick up lines. He and KellyAnne walk home arm in arm. Cohutta talks to every girl he sees en route home. KellyAnne admits she has a miniature crush on Cohutta. Cohutta insists he has never picked up a girl in his life- a couple goats probably, but not girls. KellyAnne tells Dunbar she has a crush on Cohutta. Dunbar thinks Cohutta wants to bone the entire continent. KellyAnne finds that adorable. Cohutta winds up in the confessional. KellyAnne scampers in. They flirt. She straddles him and then follows him into bed. Dunbar walks in, sees them in bed, and announces she is a hard core cock tease. KellyAnne admits she made out with Cohutta but nothing more really. Next week: KellyAnne is still into Cohutta and Shauvon freaks out.