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I Love New York 2: Flowers From Fishburne

 

This week, the guys have quite the task ahead of them.  In true New York fashion, she has asked the guys to buy her a personal gift to show their affection for her.  The task does not end there.  After finding the gift, the guys are brought to a river where New York is waiting patiently on the other end.  The idea is swim across to her, while keeping her gift in tact.

Poor, poor Midget Mac!  He can't swim and is very scared of water after watching his uncle drown at a family reunion.  But nothing can keep a man (even a midget man) from his lady and Midget Mac was determined to give New York his gift.  So what's a mac to do?  Well, Mac (with a little help from the other guys) lays flat onto a raft, gift in hand and starts to kick his little legs with all his might.  Then, in what seemed like slow motion, the raft pops and Midget Mac is in the middle of the lake, trying his hardest to stay afloat.  New York, who doesn't attempt to jump in, only screams for someone to save him so she doesn't have "a dead midget on her hands."  

Buddah jumps in to save the day and attempts to bring Midget Mac back to safety, only mac still wants to proove he can make it to New York.  Midget Mac lays on his back (with the broken raft underneith him) and back strokes his way into New York's heart after handing her a personalized robe.  For his efforts, he was rewarded a one-on-one date with New York.  Buddah, as well as Tailor Made (who, by the way, got New York Minolos) won a double date for their gifts.  Unsure (again, he is really unsure) swims across a brand new D&G jacket that New York just dies for.  Stay tuned, this is going somewhere.

Before leaving for their date, Tailor Made ordered New York three dozen roses to arrive as soon as they return.  The only glich in that plan is the 13 other guys living at the house.  It answers the door when the flowers get there, and decides to claim them as his own.

Meanwhile, Cheezy finds out Unsure's gift was actually for another girl who turned it down.  Cheezy, (or snitch as his name is now) tells the other guys about it, who you know, will go right to New York with the news.  After claiming the jacket was for his sister, and if it was good enough to give his sister then it is good enough to give to New York, Unsure begs New York not to be mad.  Only, he really doesn't care because he begins packing his bags due to the "guys" in the house.  New York tells him to leave, and that should be the end of Unsure. Right? 

While on their date, Tailor Made drops the bomb that he was recently in a five year relationship.  More recently, he is married.  But in his defense, he is seperated and in the process of a divorice.  After New York flips and pretty much kicks him off the date, her and Buddah get some quality time together while Tailor Made whines like a baby.  It was until later that night (before elimination) that Tailor Made gets the idea to have New York call his soon-to-be ex-wife.  While on the phone, we find out they are in fact getting a divorice and Tailor Made "does have love for New York."

Onto elimination. Guess who shows up? None other than Unsure, who was already out of the house.  New York spots him and asks him what the f*** he is doing there, once again, kicking him out.  When New York decides to give It a chain because of the beautiful flowers he gave her, Tailor Made steps up to inform her that he actually ordered them.  After being questioned by New York and Sister Patterson, It admits the flower's "weren't technically his."  Still, It walks away with a chain, as does Tailor Made.