I Love New York 2: The Stolen Date (Episode 204)

You would think guys would start less drama than girls, but I guess in this case, these guys are worse than girls.  We start with a friendly game of cards.  Only, this game quickly escalates into a fight between Tailor Made and the Entertainer, thanks to Midget Mac, of coarse.  Midget Mac, explaining he wants to "smack the Entertainer's b**** A**" decides to walk up to the man known throughout the house as "the freak" and tell him exactly what's on his mind.  Lucky for Mac, he is a midget, and really, who could beat up a midget??  Unfortunately for Tailor Made, he is big enough to fight and the Entertainer unleashes his psycho wrath onto him.  I am really afraid for the people in this house.  Not only is the entertainer a pedophile freak, now he is a psychotic freak who cannot control his anger. 

Anyways, it was decided to play a trick on some of the "less popular" (whatever that means) guys in the house.  Buddah, Pretty, 20 Pac, Wolf, and the Entertainer come up with a genius plot to really screw the rest of the guys in the house.  Buddah writes a fake card from New York telling the guys their challenge is to see who can wait outside for New York the longest.  After waking the guys up, Buddah and Co. get all of them outside at 3 a.m. to stand there to win a breakfast with New York.  Of coarse, the first guys to go back inside are the conspirators, followed by man man, then cheezy, leaving It, and Tailor Made, who, by the way, stood there for 7 hours to get woken up (from sleeping on the rocks outside) by New York who informed them they got played.

Tailor Made was extremely pissed, especially when the real challenge came and he had been working on no sleep.  Oddly enough, when the teams were put together for the "make New York rich" challenge, Cheezy, It, and Tailor Made, the last three standing from the night before, were put into one team. Buddah, Wolf, and 20 Pac were team two, Man Man, Midget Mac, and The Entertainer were team three, followed by Pretty, Mr. Wise and Punk in the final team.   It comes up with the idea to put New York's name on a home AIDS test, I guess he was really paying attention to New York's personality.  Anyway, Buddah, Wolf, and 20 Pac come up with a bedazzled IPOD, Cheezy, It, and Tailor Made stayed away from the AIDS test and put New York in a feature film, and Pretty, Mr. Wise, and Punk come up with New York's own fashion line. Only, they said it was for voluptuous women, basically calling New York fat.  And Midget Mac and co.  came up with a perfume with no scent, and a bottle of liquor with a cape on it.  Needless to say, the movie won, and Cheezy, It, and Tailor Made had the last laugh.  

New York chose Tailor Made for the one-on-one date, leaving the double date to It and Cheezy, who was fuming mad because the whole movie was his idea.  After approaching New York to tell her this, she changes the one-on-one date to be with Cheezy.  Cheezy goes to tell Tailor Made the good news, and TM gives his blessing.  Actually, right after he did, he ran to New York like a little sissy boy and lied saying it was all his idea.  New York gives Tailor Made back his date, and Cheezy was not happy. When New York and Tailor Made get back from their date, Cheezy asks to speak with him alone, but then freaks out on him in front of everyone.  While this fight is going on downstairs, the Entertainer had a surprise waiting upstairs for New York.  A bathtub was filled with bubbles and rose pedals, lined with candles and had a half dressed Entertainer waiting for her. New York was in for it, as the Entertainer pretty much sucked on her entire foot, and she enjoyed it.  I literally puked a little in mouth watching that scene.  

Now, were at elimination.   When the Entertainer receives his chain, Sister Patterson (who we do not see enough of) went nuts calling him every nasty name in the book.  But still, it's New York's decision, and he stays.  Sadly, Man Man and Cheezy get the boot.  Man Man because he didn't show NY enough love, and Cheezy, because NY just wasn't feeling him.  According to Cheezy, "she's missing out on the big cheese!"  Until next week...