I Love New York 2: Blood Oath Gone Bad (Episode #17)

If I didn't have to write weekly recaps of this show, I would boycott until Tailor Made gets kicked off.  Not only is he a shady snitch, but he makes me want to throw up whenever he is on screen.  At least this week he is sleeping on the lawn.

We begin with a letter from New York asking the guys to bring their most personal, meaningful item with them to the challenge.  Little do the guys know about what they are going to have to do.  They enter a room filled with witchcraft type stuff, and a scary looking "witch" sitting next to New York.  The guys are then informed about a blood oath they are going to have to sign if they have "love for New York."  The witch makes it very apparent that if they lie during their oath (and she would know) Karma with haunt them for the rest of their lives. 

The Entertainer is up first, bringing New York a scarf made up of pictures of the down syndrome children he works with.  New York is touched, then asking him to read and sign his oath that states he isn't a freaky pedophile.  Wolf promises that he is well-endowed.  Tailor Made, well, he sucks.  The witch immediately knew he was lying, yet he signed the oath anyways.  This would lead to some seriously freaky problems later in the episode.  My favorite, Midget Mac, let us all in on a secret he has been keeping.  His ex, and baby's mama, died only four months prior to the taping of the show.  New York isn't sure he is over her.  It made up some story about a wallet and his father, and then refused to sign the oath because he wasn't sure he loved New York.  And the winner of this challenge, Punk really tugged at the heartstrings.  He gave New York his father's watch, who passed away four years prior.  New York, crying from his touching story, gave him the watch back saying she couldn't keep something that meant that much to him.  Punk finally wins alone time with New York.

New York then takes the guys out to dinner.  Randomly, she was sent a letter and asked Punk to read it out loud.  It was basically a Tailor Made bashing letter, penned by none other than Buddah.  Tailor Made sat at the table with his head down.

The next day, Punk gets his date and the rest of the guys have a pool party.  The party is suddenly crashed by Sister Patterson, and the war begins between her and The Entertainer.  By the end of the party, she threw a glass of water at him.  While the drama continues at the mansion, Punk and New York are on their lunch date, when New York makes it clear that he is pretty and smart, just not very entertaining.  Until he kisses her.  According to her, she felt that kiss in other places and will keep him around as a nice lay.

Back at the house, Tailor Made's lie under oath has throw the house into turmoil.  The lights went out, then back on, and when they did, crazy things were happining.  A light fell and broke, everything on the mantle fell off, and a light in the gym dropped and hit the floor.  New York ran out saying she is going to a hotel, and the rest of the guys (except for Tailor Made who is sleeping on the couch) go to fight off the demons.

Now were at elimination where New York claims she is taking back control of her house.  Midget Mac was sent home because New York thinks he needs to heal, he agrees.  With one chain left, and It the only guy who has yet to receive one, New York says it isn't for him and finally sends the dummy home.  She explains that she is bringing a guy back for another "chance." Well, this made me believe Chance was back, unfortunately, she brings back Buddah.  And Tailor Made is shaking in his gucci's.