South Park - "Major Boobage" (Episode 1203)

There's a new craze at South Park Elementary, kids are killing themselves by choking themselves in order to get high. Mr. Mackey says plaing the "choking game" is bad...mmmmkay? He tells the kids that there's lots of ways to get high, like sniffing glue, chugging cough medicine and huffing paint. Butters says he heard that ou can get high from cat urine and Mr. Mackey corrects him by telling him that it's actually the spray that male cats use to mark their territory. It can get you "really, really high."

Of course, after school the boys make a beeline to Cartman's and strap Mr. Kitty in a harness to make him spray. Kenny is the guinea pig for this little experiment. They bring out another cat, and eventually, Mr. Kitty sprays in Kenny's face and he does get reall, really high. He trips and ends up in what looks a lot like the movie "Heavy Metal", complete with souped-up space Trans Am and outrageously busty and scantilly-clad babe. Kenny arrives at a futuristic castle, with boob-themed architecture. He's invited to bathe with the boob-a-licious babe and lather her boobs with soap. Kenny's about to get lucky when he's revived by Cartman. Kenny's not too happy to have left his drug-induced fantasy.

Meanwhile, Kyle's Dad turns on Fox News and learns about the new craze that's killing kids - the cat spray trend, now referred to as cheesing, because "it's fon to due." The report also informs parents how to tell if their kids are cheesing - 1. Your child seems distant, preoccupied, 2. Your child's face smells like cat urine and 3. When you see tigers at the zoo, your child starts grinding his or her teeth. Kyle's Dad is alarmed and collects all of the town parents for a meeting. He says the kids have alternate terms for cheesing, such as "Vitamin Cheese" and "Mary Jane Piss in Your Face Fun Time". He proposed a bill making it illegal to own cats in South Park. The bill passed and the DEA came to town and confiscated all of the cats, including Kenny's. Cartman told the agents that he had put his cat to sleep, but he actually hid Mr. Kitty in the attic - and gave it a diary to write in. Back at school, the boys are concerned about Kenny, who hadn't been in school for days. They fear he's at home, cheesing. Of course, he is, and we're back in "Heavy Metal" land - where the busty gal is being tortured by some monstrous goons. Kenny saves the day and rides off with the lovely lady. The boys find him cheesing and surrounded by cats.

Butters tries to sober Kenny up with some coffee and Kyle and Stan tells him he needs to quit cheesing. They threaten to tell on him if he does it again. Cartman is woken up by the cries of Mr. Kitty, who sees the neighbor cat outside the window. Cartman gives in to the cat's crying and goes to retrieve the neighbor's cat, who, unfortunately has picked up a few friends. Who knew Cartman was such a softie? Kyle's mom is putting her son's laundry away and finds a cat hidden in his drawer. Kyle's Dad confronts him with the cat - in a plastic bag. Kyle says he's just holding the cat for a friend. Gerald sends Kyle to his room and takes the cat down to the basement. Apparently, Gerald was a cat pee addict and hasn't been around the stuff for 10 years. He can't resist the temptation and gets a dose of cat spray, which sends him into "Heavy Metal" land, where he encounters the same busty babe.

A woman comes to Cartman's door and begs him to take her cat in. He tells her he can't take in anymore cats, but he can't resist the sad kitty eyes. When he takes his latest refugee into the attic, he finds Kenny up there, cheesing again. Kyle un-grounds himself and answers the door. They need to help out Kenny, who's "cheesing his balls off." Kyle can't find his Dad - that's because he's still in his cheesing fantasy. Unfortunately, he can't spend time with the busty lass because there's another suitor, Kenny. They must fight for her affections at the "Breastiary in Nippopolis". Kenny and Gerald joust and fight, and simultaneously come to fighting in a park sandbox. Kyle finds his Dad, and so does his wife. Gerald has a Spitzer-esque press conference to apologize for getting caught cheesing. His speech made Kenny realize that cat pee is bad...mmmkay....and the imaginar world is just that - and in that world he risked losing the real people who cared about him. The cats are returned to their rightful owners and Cartman fails to see any connection between hiding the cats in his attic and some other major event in history. The boys find Kenny sniffing flowers and are happy to see him high on life. He starts sniffing the flowers with increasing intensity and ends up happily ever after (until next week, at least) with the big-boobed girl.