The Bachelor London Calling: The Women Tell All

 Would you want this as your father-in-law?????

Is it me or has this season of "The Bachelor" flown by?  But honestly that is a GOOD thing. 

This week it is the "Women Tell All" episode where we get to find out the secrets and in depth explanation to all the drama on the show.  I don't know about you but I found this episode boring and much like a recap of American Idol before the season finale, where we just have millions on montages that highlight the people still left in the game.

Joining the reunion are Amy, Erin S, Stacey, Erin H, Kelly, Carri, Michele R, Kristine, Michelle P, Ashlee, Noelle and Amanda R.  The crowd went wild for Noelle and Amanda.  Nice to know that some people have the same opinion I have on the ladies Matt sent home.

Marshana immediately has to open her trap saying that she was looking for someone taller than her and got a lot more than she asked for. Note to self.....don't care.

Of course we have to start off with the very first drama episode of the season.  Stacey is confronted about her drunken display the first night in the house and the famous white panty dropping she did.  Stacey admits that she is embarrassed and that she isn't really like that but she felt she had to stand out with Matt.  Well Stacey, congratulations. You definitely stood out and looked like a complete fool.

Erin H admits that she felt she had to put Stacey in her place for the evening.  Marshana confronts her regarding the "I'll kill you bitches and your family" that we hear from the montage of Stacey's belligerent drunken evening.

Erin S tells us she didn't realize that Stacey was giving Matt her white panties. In fact she thought it was a handkerchief, so when Stacey left a big wet kiss on Matt from her lip gloss Erin pulled out the white "handkerchief" only to find it was Stacey's panties.

As if this isn't enough drama for us Robin is now brought into the hot seat.  Robin confides in Chris that she has been hurt a lot by women and was scared by a lot of the women in the house.  This is why she fought so hard for Matt.  Gee it wasn't because of true love?????? Robin also admits that this was one of the loneliest experiences of her life. 

I personally don't understand how women can think "The Bachelor" is going to be a great experience for them. Unless you're the girl he picks; who face it, 6 months later down the road is only going to get dumped, odds are you will be going home crying and questioning yourself and Matt.

Marshana says that Robin was intentionally down right mean.  Amanda says that Robin didn't seem like she had good intentions.  All the women agree that they felt she just wanted to win.  Robin says she was there to be loved.

Then.....I love this, they talk to Kelly who they call Stacey!  Is ABC that lazy that they can't even fix their problem before the show is aired?  Did their loggers honestly miss that????

Marshana is in the hot seat next.  We see another montage of her yelling and all the girls saying she is drama.  Plus we get to see Marshana sticking her finger in everyone's face. I'm surprised one of the girls didn't just bite it off her kick her in the shins.

Marshana addresses Robin again saying that she had a superior attitude with her. 

Erin S says that Marshana is just an extremely outspoken person.

Amanda talks about her sharing a room with Marshana and how all of this doesn't show who Marshana really is. 

This brings us to Amanda in the hot seat.  Amanda admits she is just as confused now as when she left the show.  She opened up to Matt because she thought it would be the beginning to their story.  Amanda thought they were going to get engaged.  She would like to ask Matt why he didn't voice a concern with her.  He had concerns with Shayne and Chelsea and both are still in the game. 

Amanda addresses the fact that she has learned she needs to open up in future relationships. And of course we have to end her segment with a montage of her meeping.......

Next up, Matt comes out with a shaved head. Chris asks if he is trying to pull off a David Beckham look.  HAHA the only good part of the whole show. Seriously though, Matt looked like such a tool.  I already can't stand him anymore because he thinks Shayne and Chelsea are the right women for him.  Now he was to get rid of his adorable hair?

Matt mentions how hard this it was for him to just listen to Amanda.  He just always felt they had like more than love. 

Amanda asks Matt why he sent her home.  Matt admits he felt true love more for Shayne and Chelsea. Damn he is going to sooooo eat these words in the future.........

Marshana says she felt good about the time that she had with Matt and was ok leaving the show because she knew that people like Amanda and Noelle were still in the game. OHHHHH slam to Matt.  Seriously though don't you agree with me Shayne and Chelsea aren't good for Matt?

Before the show ends Stacey brings down grandma panties saying that maybe this is more Matt's type.  Personally, I think selfish, high maintenance woman are more his type.

We then see a montage of all the fun bloopers the show had.  Matt admits after the 100th montage that he has found someone that is a perfect match and he can't wait for the future. 

The show is concluded with a montage of Shayne and Chelsea.  I really think he is going to pick Shayne. But wait!  Why didn't we hear anything from Noelle?????  She just sat the whole time. Shame on you ABC Producers!  Nice girls always finish last, and trust me I should know......