American Idol: Season 7 Top 4 Results

Another week, another Megan prediction that Syesha is going home. Am I wrong, yet again?

The night kicks off with some always spirited judge debate and a ridiculous group performance. This evening's? "Reelin in the Years". They are barely even trying. Blah. Until, OMG! The stage opens and a guitarist solos while the contestants run upstairs. Yeah, I know. It wasn't that exciting. I tried.

After the obligatory recap, Ryan brings David Archuleta out. Aww, sweet kid is still nervous. He's heading to the couch, duh. Which means a hometown visit for him!

The top 4 took a trip to Vegas on a private jet this week to see the Cirque du Soleil Love show. It was craziness, la dee dah, everyone loved it, being an American Idol is great!

Next out onstage for the actual business of the evening? David Cook. Did you pull a Daughtry, America? No. Phew. Thank you for that.

So, Syesha and Jason are in the bottom two. Ryan plays like he's going to break the news right away, and a possibly stoned Jason Castro asks "you're not going to tell us now, are you?"

This week's Ford commerical is like bull-fighting, but with a Mustang....driven by a ghost!!! It's set to Johnny Cash's "Ring of Fire".

Q&A time on the show, and a girl in Pittsburgh wants to take David Cook on a date. Do it, Dave! Next, a 14-year-old asks the Idols what their biggest challenges have been. Jason says -- "just the brain being dead." Dude really might be stoned. Third question is for Simon. Why haven't you been knighted? Simon is equally confused, and let's the Queen Mum know, he's available. Next, a 13-year-old asks Syesha if she's proud of being the last girl left which prompts an awkward story about the boys making her feel uncomfortable on-set by being so "funny."

The last question is more of a statement: Simon is sexy, intriguing, and should be the next James Bond.

Maroon 5 performs. Man, that Adam Levine is a douche, no?

Bo Bice performs, and he's still got all that hair. Honestly, I'd fast-forward through this but my husband loves Bo Bice. It's a shocking and horrible admission, I know.

At last! Syesha or Jason? After a joke from Castro that last night he "shot the tambourine man" and another attempt by Syesha to compare her time on Idol to the civil rights movement...Jason goes home. Despite the bright shininess of his artistry.

All right, I think that's fair. But you best not let Syesha sneak into the top 2, y'all.