Big Brother 10: Episode 8 - GRRRRRRR!!!

Alright, this is gonna be short. I have no idea why grown adults find the need to live their lives like they're still in high school, and I also have no idea why some of those very same people can't understand that 'keeping their word' to someone in the game of Big Brother means absolutely nothing. Name me one player in the history of the entire show that has somehow managed to keep their word to anyone. It isn't possible, and to climb on your high horse when it fits the situation to do so and claim that... Oh, forget it. I'm pissed. More Big Brother after the jump.

Just so you know, it's not only because my dearest darling Angie stands a very good chance of going home this week. Yes, I'll miss ogling her loveliness week after week, but for chrissakes, Keesha - own your goddamned evil and have the nuts to admit you got played. You put Angie up for no reason other than because Libra and her band of idiots told you to, and as for Jessie, you basically put him up because you didn't bother finding out the real reason why he kicked out your friend Steven. You're telling me you actually bought the whole 'you didn't come up to my HOH room' bullshit? If you had bothered to take the time to talk to anyone outside the people who kiss your ass to get you to do what they want you to, maybe you'd have nominated two people who are ACTUALLY coming after you. Now that they've seen how flighty and ridiculous you get under pressure, Libra and those other morons are going to treat you like a fart in a car when the time is right, and there's not going to be a damn thing you'll be able to do about it.

Granted, you're not the only person who ever got lied to and manipulated into doing something you may not have under different circumstances, but for fuck's sake - when the truth is being presented to you right under your pointy little nose, have the balls to fix the situation when you have the GOLDEN opportunity to do so. Who CARES that you'd have to break your word to that dipshit Libra now, you jackass! Do you think things are going to get any easier when it comes time to start sending people to the jury house? You had the perfect opportunity to boot the ONE person that is pretty much hated by both sides of the house regardless of their alliances, and you blew it. Big time. Not only would you have won yourself major brownie points with both sides of the already-divided house, but you would've picked up all the floaters that have no idea where to go because they can't stand Libra. I have two wishes right now - the first is that you're out next, and the second is that you spend at least the first day or two of your newfound freedom in the sequester house troweling some of that spray paint off your face, Clarabell. GAH.

On to other things besides Keesha's incompetence, though. The veto competition was Chinese water torture. No, seriously, it was. Six hamsters had to dress up like plants and lie in a bed of dirt for an hour while water dripped on their foreheads. The person who could lie there for the longest amount of time that was closest to exactly sixty minutes without going over won the power of Veto. Whoreface Keesha was the first out after about 20 minutes, and for some reason, everyone else in there stayed for well over an hour, therefore defaulting the victory to Keesha. Dumbasses! Did it occur to no one to just START COUNTING? Memphis mentioned it, at least, but come on people. It's just not that hard.

A banner plane flew over the house while everyone except Keesha and everyone who is eventually going to vote her out of the house next week was outside watching. On their way inside after a BB-sanctioned lockdown (keep in mind that what the banner actually DID say was some birthday message to some random person who probably has nothing to do with Big Brother), the group agreed to pretend that it actually read 'LIBRA IS A LIAR. LOVE, STEVEN.' HA! Love it. Michelle ran upstairs to HOH where Libra and her band of dickwads were all sitting around giving each other handjobs, and when she told them what the banner said (but actually didn't say), Libra lost it. You know, for someone who is playing such a high-and-mighty role in this game so far, she sure gets nervous whenever says anything questioning her self-imposed authority. Innocent people don't run, Libra. Just ask Nicholas Angel.
Michelle leaves, but Memphis comes up to talk about the banner and gets into a tiff with Jerry. See, earlier in the show, Jerry was talking shit about Memphis in the diary room, saying that he's 'only a bartender' and that he should 'have his career started by now'. He also said that Jerry was a womanizer, and while we didn't see it, he must've said that outside of the diary room as well, because Memphis apparently heard about it from someone and threw it in Jerry's face. Jerry stayed calm throughout Memphis' little blow-up at him, but for the record, Jerry? Mind your own fuckin' business, dude. So maybe Memphis does like to paddle around in the pool when he gets the chance, but you know what? You're a military man who breaks his word after swearing on Semper Fi to keep your word to an alliance member. Remember that, Matlock? Glass houses, you crusty old fuck.

Let's see, what else... Despite the fact that her 'please-keep-me' speech to Keesha totally sucked donkey balls, Angie looked hot while sitting outside in a bikini top and sweat shorts? You knew that already, though. Oh, the veto ceremony. Right. After giving some speech about how Angie was, like, SO much prettier than her and that she couldn't POSSIBLY keep her in the house because of it, and also that Jessie was like SO crazy (OMG!), Keesha decided to not use the veto at all. Not very surprising, seeming that she spent about an hour of her time running all over the house telling people that she wasn't going to be able to use it to backdoor Libra because of how far her own head was lodged up her ass. Way to fold like Superman on laundry day, Keesha. So much for all those crocodile tears last week after Libra fucked you in the ass to get you to do her bidding, huh? I guess so.

That's about it from me. If I have to type the word 'Keesha' one more time this week, I'm going to lean over and puke on my shoes. I've got my good Converse on today, so I'm out. See you Thursday.

-littlebigmouth.