I Love Money - "The Blonde Leading the Blonde" (Episode 106)

After Destiney was given the boot last week, White Boy says he's feeling unstoppable and is confident victory will be his. The now-single Entertainer says they got rid of Destiney because they were "jealous" of her and "couldn't handle her beauty." 12 Pack doesn't even try to look interested in what The Entertainer's talking about. 12 Pack said the Stallionaires got to Toastee, "brainwashing" her (doesn't one have to have a brain to be brainwashed?), and that's why Destiney was sent packing instead of one of them. 12 Pack says White Boy's gotta go. Megan knows she can't survive against the Stallionaires and thnks the other girls are stupid for thinking that they've got their backs. Megan comes up with a "brilliant plan" and tries to form an alliance with Brandi, Toastee and Pumkin. Sheesh! There's so many alliances going on here, I need a scorecard! Toastee asked Pumkin about the new alliance, thinking that Megan might be playing mind tricks with them (again, brain...mind....) Toastee doesn't trust Megan but she knows that the Stallionaires are the players to beat.

The teams get the call from CJ with their next challenge, where the winners will save "more than their team." Hmmm. The gang are told to put on their uniforms and their swimsuits - and choose new team captains. The green team elects Brandi as their captain and Real hopes the choice doesn't backfire. Pumkin wants to be the paymaster and make up for 12 Pack's non-elimination of Destiney, so she's going to be the gold team captain o' the week. Hoopz is confident about Pumkin's captain-ing abilities because their friends and they have an alliance with the Stallionaires. Hoopz said she'd never go back on her promise to her and the boys. Sure she wouldn't.

It's time for this week's challenge on the beach - complete with life vests, goggles and stretchers, and what Entertainer describes as some Jamaican men drowning. It's not too hard to figure out that the dummies in the water are supposed to be Midget Mac. This week's challenge is called "Save the Mac", based on the infamous near-drowning of our little friend on ILNY, season two, when his raft popped. Pumkin said she wasn't sure she wanted to save Mac after all of the trash talking he did during his very short stint at the house. Toastee said the dummies were bigger than Mac, and "smarter too." The game is played as a relay race, and the first team to bring all of their dummies ashore wins. Once "Mac" is on shore, the other team members have to put the dummy on one of the backboards ("stretchers") and take the dummy to the finish line. Two people can team up for one of the "rescues." Since the teams need to be even, the gold team has to choose two members to sit out. Rodeo says she's not feeling so hot and bows out. Pumkin, who claims she's been on "the swim team for a long time" also benches The Entertainer. The teams have a few minutes to strategize and Brandi and Real are pairing up for green, while Pumkin and Toastee will work together for gold. 12 Pack is "all shaved down and ready to go" in his obnoxiously tight swim trunks. His tool-iness can't overshadow his bod. Sorry, dude. In the first heat, it's 12 Pack versus Chance. 12 Pack takes off like a pro athlete, while the "not as professional" Chance doggy paddles out to the dummies. Brandi thinks they're "screwed."

12 Pack made his way out to the farthest away dummy, while Chance opted to grab one a bit closer to shore. 12 Pack was pooped by the time he got to the dummy, and was having a hard time getting back in, but he wasn't as pooped as Chance, whose doggy poaddle turned into a "dead man's float." Chance made it back to shore first and put the dummy on a stretcher carried by Real and Brandi. Green scores first, followed close behind by gold. The next heat is Heather versus Megan, so we're treated to slo-mo shots of Megan running down the beach in her red bikini. Yeah, whatever. Real declared the run "a beautiful sight to my eyes." Megan said she had to swim "twice as fast" to make up for Chance's pokiness. It's neck and neck between the teams and now it's White Boy against the Pumkin/Toastee combo. The ladies are going after the submerged Mac, while White Boy heads for the farthest Mac. Toastee is having trouble unlatching the Mac and looks to Miss Swim Team for help. Pumkin says she's not going under water "with all those sharks." White Boy makes the long swim back with his dummy while Toastee still fumbles with the clip. They finally get it loose and on shore, but as they put it on the backboard, the dummy starts to fall apart. Mac, not Pumkin. The teams are still tied and the last leg pits Hoopz against Brandi and Real. Hoopz easily beats them to the dummy and the shore, securing yet another win for the gold team. White Boy says the Stallionaires alliance is untouchable and one of the girls has got to go. Megan talks to Pumkin about their "alliance" to try and save her ass. She asks Pumkin to cut one of the boys loose and she agrees, although she's worried about "repercussions." Pumkin says Megan's a "conniving bitch" but she acknowledges that it might be a good idea to send a boy home.

Megan and Brandi are worried about this elimination, because they both know they're going in the box. Megan is worried about the strength of their "alliance." The green team heads to the vault to pick their three for elimination. No shocker, Brandi and Megan are going in the box, but which Stallionaire will join them? White Boy, who says he's been "public enemy number one" since the beginning, "can't" go in the box. Megan and Brandi say they want Real in the box. Chance volunteered to put himself in the box because he thinks everyone hates Megan and will send her home. 12 Pack is mad that White Boy avoided the box once again.

12 Pack, Heather and the Entertainer are all talking about the elimination. 12 Pack thinks that Pumkin wants Megan gone and Entertainer says he'd be "shocked" if Pumkin got rid of Chance. Pumkin is worried about her decision, especially because she doesn't trust "those whores" - Brandi and Megan. Toastee thinks she and Pumkin have a better shot of winning against a Megan rather than a Chance. Pumkin's still worried about revenge on the part of the Stallionaires, but Toastee tells her not to worry. Pumkin goes on her power outing with the green trio and they head to a spa for massages. Chance is in a cranky mood and Brandi thought he wasn't helping his chances of sticking around if he's going to be rude to everyone. He's not comfortable being in the box. After massages, it's time for lunch. Chance is tight-lipped and sullen. He thought he didn't need to butter up Pumkin as they were "on the same side" via their alliance. Brandi told Pumkin she should stick around because she's not a strong of a competitor as chance. Megan subtly reminds Pumkin of their "alliance." Pumkin thought Chance should talk to her about his fate. Once Chance finally starts talking, Megan can't help but interrupt. Chance is over Megan, calling her a "dingbat" and "just dumb." Megan wants to talk to Pumkin alnoe so that Chance won't learn of her "master plan." Chance called Megan a "scuzzy ho." I love Chance right now. When it comes to one-on-one time, Pumkin chooses to talk to Megan, because she's starting to warm up to the prospect of forming an alliance with the dingbats. Megan says that she and Brandi will have her back. Pumkin is having a hard time believing her and she's worried that Megan won't get to be the captain next week. Megan then promises to throw the challenge if she's not chosen to be captain next week. Pumkin says they have a deal, while still kind of believing that she's a "backstabber." As soon as Chance heads home, he goes to White Boy and says he's worried that he's going home. Hoopz is positive that Pumkin will eliminate Megan. White Boy says that if Chance is sent home, it'll be "time to smash some Pumkins."

It's elimination time. Pumkin has an awful dress on, and I couldn't help- but think "saggy boob sock." It's called a bra, Pumkin. Get to know one. Pumkin is nervous about her choice. Pumkin gives the first check to Brandi because she says she's "flying under the radar" and isn't a threat to her. It's down to Megan in her "regular elimination outfit" - a bikini - and Chance. So, is it the manipulator or the member of one of the strongest alliances in the house? Pumkin calls Megan front and center and says that although she doesn't like her (at all) she decided to let her stay. Hoopz was flabbergasted and Chance was pissed. Pumkin and Chance got into it and Hoopz said that Pumkin was a target right now. Pumkin felt powerful for a second - and then terrified, as Real yells that "it's on." White Boy said Pumkin caused some "problems" and she's about to be "ate-n alive" (according to Chance.) I wonder if this blonde alliance is going to hold up?