Privileged: All About The Power Position: Season 1: Episode 4

 Keep Your Pants On Buddy!

We start off this episode with Megan tutoring Rose on a Saturday.  I know, boring right? Just as you think things can't get any worse a package arrives for the girls. It's DVD's of all the books Rose and Sage have to read in English class this year. 

I had a kid in my English class do the same thing for "Lord of the Flies."  Unfortunately, he decided to include the glow stick movie scene in one of his answers.  Sorry to say but glow sticks didn't exist in 1954 when the book was first published dumb ass....He was caught and made a public example of in class :)

Included in the box of DVD's is also a porno for Rose.  She feels it's important to keep up with Max's ex girlfriend and is going to use this to study from.  Hey haven't we all done this..I mean errr, never mind....

Megan is shocked at this and kick's Sage out of the room so the two of them can talk about the porno.  Rose quickly tells Megan not to worry about giving the talk because she isn't a virgin and already is set, being on the pill and having her HPV vaccination. Smart girl.  Megan tries to address the porn topic again, gets flustered and decides that she'll take the porno, gather her thoughts and meet with Rose later to talk about it.  Rose tells Megan to hurry because Max is coming over tomorrow.

Will makes his daily trip over to the house only to find out from Marco that Megan is dating someone.  He looks a little sad considering Megan told him at the yacht party that she wasn't ready to date anyone.  Marco laughs because he knows how many other girls Will has, including the latest model one. 

Sage arrives and starts to bitch to Marco about Megan kicking her out of her room.  Marco suggests that maybe if Sage gets to know Megan she'll find something to like about her.  Sage realizes that's just what needs to be done.

Megan, finally motivated starts to write an article about women and porn when she is interrupted by Jacob's call.  He is calling to confirm their 4th date.  Wow love how the show just fast forwards all of their dates...... This time Jacob suggests Megan come to his house for dinner and a movie. AKA sex.

Sage decides the best way to get some dirt on Megan is to go to the source, her sister Lily.  Sage arrives at Lily's work, hoping that she can squeeze her in for a hair appointment.

Megan asks Marco for advice on what she would wear on her first sex date.  Wow she's not putting pressure on this evening at all.....Of course Charlie has to show up.  Megan tells him she can't watch the game as planned because she has a date with Jacob.  Charlie notices how nervous Megan is. 

Megan confesses to Charlie all about Rose and the porno situation and how she wants to help but doesn't know what to say.  Charlie isn't surprised considering he knows how sex isn't Megan's favorite topic.

Megan reminds Charlie about her boyfriend in high school and how they got all the way to third base.  It wasn't her fault that he didn't want to have sex.  Charlie explains that Megan's ex did want to have sex but thought she was too tense and had a general stiffness about her.

At the salon, Sage tells Lily how close Megan and her have become and how much it pains her to see Lily and Megan fighting.  Sage wants to get to know the family better in hopes that it might help them all get back together again.  Lily suggests they meet up at happy hour to talk more.  Wait a minute, happy hour for someone in high school??? What is this "Gossip Girl?"

At Jacob's house, Megan is super nervous as they sit down after dinner. It is getting closer and closer to the sex.  The two kiss and Megan pulls away, wondering if she did it right.  Megan tells Jacob that it's only their 4th date and she's not that kind of girl.  Not knowing what else to say Jacob suggests they put the movie in.

Later on, Megan sits down to watch the porno when she is caught by Rose.  Rose being the opened minded young woman she is suggests that the two of them watch it together.  Megan stops the DVD and tells Rose that she shouldn't be taking notes from a porno; in fact she is too young to even be worrying about sex at all.  Rose is livid thinking that Megan is calling her a slut for having sex and takes her DVD back.

Out and about Megan runs into Will, who just happens to be carrying two coffees.  Immediately Megan assumes the other one is for Lily.  Will explains that the other coffee is for his dad and suggests that Megan meet him.  Megan thinks that might be a little strange considering everything.  Will wonders why since they are friends, his dad works in the publishing business and Megan wants to be a writer. 

The two are interrupted by Megan's phone, which just happens to be Jacob calling.  Jacob tells Megan he has to cancel their symphony date because he totally forgot about a teacher retreat he has to go to. 

At happy hour, Sage keeps hoping she'll find something juicy out about Megan's past.  Unfortunately, Megan's past is squeaky clean. Lily totally calls Sage out because she knows what she's up to.  The two start talking about how annoying Megan is and actually start to bond. 

 Sage admits her concerns regarding Megan trying to run Rose's life.  Lily admits as annoying as Megan can be at times she always has the best at heart and that Rose is in good hands.

Max comes over to see Rose.  Megan reminds Max that this is a school night and they better only be studying. What does that mean; it's OK to have sex on the weekends??? Megan tells Max that he better not pressure Rose into anything she doesn't want to do. Megan also asks if Max even cares about Rose. Before Max can answer Rose comes down the stairs and the two are off.

Megan feels horrible about focusing on her own sex problems and not helping Rose with hers. Marco tells Megan it isn't in her job description but Megan knows that no one else is going to help Rose out with this. 

Megan thinks that kids want boundaries.  She did as a child and her sister did with all the acting out she did to get their dad's attention.  Megan admits to Marco that her sister first at sex at 14. Megan knew it was a mistake but didn't stop Lily because she never listened to Megan anyways.  Marco encourages Megan that tomorrow is another day.

Sage manages a way to sneak out of the bar while Lily is in the bathroom.  Badness news is that Sage is held up at gunpoint and mugged.

Megan calls Lily and finds out that Sage and Lily have been drinking together. Megan can't believe how irresponsible Lily is, telling her that Sage is only 16. Lily is shocked to hear this news.

Sage calls Rose to tell her about the mugging.  This interrupts the Rose and Max make out session.  Rose quickly jumps out of bed to help the driver pick up her sister.  Max doesn't understand why the driver can't pick Sage up alone and wants to know how long all of this is going to take.  Rose is livid and asks if Max even cares about her at all. Max asks why she's doing all this relationship talk because it isn't them. Rose decides to break up with Max. 

Sage and Rose arrive back at the house.  They tell Megan about the mugging and how Rose broke up with Max.  Megan starts to ask more questions but the girls tell her it's kind of private.....

The next day Megan apologizes to Rose for how she handled everything.  Megan knows that Rose probably wants to talk to Sage about sex.  Rose admits she doesn't because Sage is still a virgin.  Megan is shocked but I'm not. The girl is way too prissy. No guy wants to put up with that shit. 

Megan tells Rose that she is here if Rose needs anything.  Megan also tells Rose that she doesn't have to have sex with every guy she dates.  It's OK to have self respect and take things slow.

Thank god....at least one of the two shows on CW is sending teenagers the right message. On 90210 last week one of the kids had an old condom in his wallet and they don't address any of the problems with this.  I know teenagers are having sex but we should at least teach them to be smart about it....A.  condoms in wallets, equally a condom that is probably going to break B. condoms expire dumb asses!!!!

Will is about to walk into the house when he receives a call from his model friend.  He decides to leave instead of visiting Megan.... One down just Charlie to go.

Megan goes down to the Crab Shack to hang out with Charlie.  Megan begins to wonder who she should date since she hasn't heard from Jacob. Charlie tells her he's been thinking about that too when Megan's phone rings.  Poor Charlie. Nice guys always do finish last.  Of course it's Jacob on the phone.  He's back from the retreat and wants to hang out. Megan's just grateful because she thought Jacob made the whole retreat thing up. 

Megan runs over to Jacob's and kisses him. When he asks Megan if she wants to go out Megan suggests they stay in. Finally girl is gonna get some :)