Entourage: First Class Jerk (Episode #62)

It looks as though the boys didn't have as much fun in Hawaii as planned.  I think that's safe to assume seeing as how they are flying commercial home.  Turns out there is only one first class seat available.  And the winner is...Turtle! Johnny is not happy he has to sit in coach with us common folk.  He's even more upset to learn that Turtle met Jamie Lynn-Sigler (a.k.a Tony Soprano's daughter) AND sat next to her.  Then, Drama really flips his lid when he hears Turtle got a hand job from her.  However, he refuses to believe Turtle is telling the truth.

After departing the plane back in L.A., the boys notice Turtle getting Jamie's number.  Again, Drama refuses to believe Jamie actually likes Turtle, and instead probably wants him as her assistant.  Turtle keeps blowing Drama off, fully knowing the truth in his head.  Meanwhile, Ari is getting the cold shoulder from Lloyd, who is not looking forward to Ari's rise to the top.  

Is a $10 million offer worth Ari not being his own boss anymore? Or is it worth $10 million to lose Vince as a client, and most likely, a friend? My answer, yes.  Ari, not so sure.  In the meantime, Josh Weinstein calls E to get Vince on a "new project" as the lead.  Sounds too good to be true.  And it is.  Turns out Josh wasn't fully honest, seems the new project is a television show.  Basically, show business death to a movie star.  Vince declines and decides to seek out Ari, regardless of him answering his phone or not.

At the office, everyone is driving Ari crazy about his impending deal.  That includes Dana Gordon, who is begging for the number two position.  When Ari tells her he isn't going to take the studio head position, Dana lets him know it's either him, or Amanda.  We all know how Amanda feels about Vince.  Looks like, again, Smoke Jumpers is out of the picture.  Leave it to Ari to try and blackmail her.  He tries to make peace with her, which quickly doesn't work, then informs her that without him backing out of the deal, she won't get the job. Looks like Ari is about to be $10 million richer.

While trotting around town, Drama has everyone laughing at Turtle's fantasies with Jamie Lynn.  Turtle is taking it surprisingly well, probably because he knows she did jerk him off on the plane. The rest of the guys are fed up with not knowing what is going on with Ari, and will figure out the deal before the day is up. 

Ari arrives to accept the position, or so we think.  Lloyd looks miserable, and Vince and E are shaking in their boots.  Then, Ari arrives back at his office.  He calls in E and Vince and lets them know he didn't take the position.  He did however, get Dana Gordon the position, which in turn, ensures Vince a spot on Smoke Jumpers. All is well in Vinnieland.  This week anyway...

To celebrate, the boys go out for drinks.  While at the bar, Drama is still spouting his mouth off about Turtle and Jamie, when Jamie shows up at the same bar.  What are the chances?!  She immediately walks up to Turtle and smacks him across the face, calling him a fat little f*** for telling the whole town about him and her.  Drama, shocked at the truth, runs after Jamie to blame himself for what happend.  She tells Drama she actually liked Turtle, and would have screwed him too, but not anymore.  Drama feels bad, and apologizes.  He also cheers Turtle up by saying, at least he got jerked off.  Congrats Turtle!