All times EST unless otherwise noted.

I'm writing from my parents' living room. I left my home in the Midwest for a trip home to Queens to see family, friends, and eat noodles at Momofuku. Also, as long as I am here (and away from my DVR, which holds about 80% of the stuff I have yet to recap months after the fact), I might as well be productive.

9:30: It's 30 minutes in, two awards have been given out, and I'm still wondering: what the f**k was Britney thinking? Extensions looked cheap, she could barely remember the steps, and (I'm sorry to say this) but she looked fat. Out of it. Nervous. At least she managed to stay clothed, even though she could not walk in her (admittedly fabulous) boots.

The third seasons of MTV's "The Hills" and Showtime's "Weeds" are tonight. Note that tonight's "Hills" is a double ep. And as a special treat, I will finally be recapping the remaining eight episodes of season 2. You know, the ones I was supposed to do back in the, *gulp*, spring. Recaps of eps 1 through 4 of season 2 are here. Look for recaps of tonight's episodes to be posted late tonight or sometime tomorrow.

FX Networks will see the premiere of legal drama Damages tonight. Ostensibly, the star of the show is Rose Byrne ("28 Weeks Later", "Sunshine", "Marie Antoinette") but all the press I've been reading has been all about Glenn Close.

Check out all of today's current TV Listings at TV Guide .

ABC: "Next Best Thing: Who Is the Greatest Celebrity Impersonator?" debuts tonight, followed by a "Traveler" repeat and a new episode of "Traveler."

CBS: Repeats all night long: "King of Queens," "Criminal Minds" and "CSI: NY."

FOX: It's a two hour "So You Think You Can Dance."

ABC: Just because the regular television season is over, it doesn't mean that there is no new TV. ABC held off new episodes of "Boston Legal," on of which you'll get to see tonight. It's preceded by a bunch of reruns of "George Lopez" and "According to Jim."

CBS: Repeats of "NCIS" and "The Unit" are followed by an all new Katie Couric news special, "Flashpoint: Kimberly Dozier and the Army's Fourth ID."

ABC: The evening kicks off with "The Bachelor: After the Final Rose," followed by two hour the season finale of "Dancing With the Stars"

CBS: An all new "NCIS" and Tom Selleck's TV movie "Jesse Stone: Sea Change."

FOX: "American Idol" is down to Blake and Jordan, and the premiere of movie making reality series "On the Lot."

ABC: It's "National Bingo Night" if you want it to be or not.

CBS: Well, the regular TV season is pretty much over. This is what CBS is offering tonight: "That's The Way it Is: Celebrating Cronkite at 90," "Dr. Phil: A Primetime Special: Caged," and the "Numb3rs" season finale.

FOX: We've got repeats of "House" and "Bones."

ABC: The season finale's of "Ugly Betty" and "Grey's Anatomy," followed by "Lost: The Answers" hosted by the shows executive producers Carlton Cuse and Damon Lindelof.

CBS: A tribute to Bob Barker kicks off the night, followed by the season finale of "CSI" (the miniature killer's identity is revealed) and a "CSI" repeat.

ABC: "According to Jim" and "Notes From the Underbelly" start off the night with new episodes, followed by a repeat of "According to Jim" and another new episode of "Notes From the Underbelly." At least a new "Lost" end the night.

CBS: The "Price is Right Million Dollar Spectacular" kicks off the night, followed by a "Criminal Minds" repeat, and the night ends with an all new "CSI: NY."