Hey girl, hey! It's time for the continuation of the misadventures of everyone's favorite bisexual. When we last left Tila and her prospective suitors, everyone learned they were all in the running for Tila's heart. Tila told everyone that she was attracted to everyone there, but only one person, male or female, would win her affections. The gals are pretty upset about the whole thing, Ashley says this is "a wrench in the truck" (remember, this man shapes young minds. I weep for our future.) Steffanie feels slightly betrayed. After the pool party, there will be more eliminations and the remaining competitors will all be moving into Tila's mansion. Everybody (obviously) wants to stay in the house. Michael B. says there are benches in the house that are bigger than the couch he sleeps on in his mother's house (Why does he feel the need to keep bringing this up?) Tila promises a "fun ride."

I am as giddy as a kid on Christmas morning because I have been assigned the bestest trainwreck of a reality show I believe I have ever seen (sorry Bret and Flav). I came into this late, so today you're going to be treated to recaps of the first 2 episodes in wild anticipation of Tuesday's all-new episode. This show is MTV's first attempt to replicate the success of VH-1's "Celebreality" shows. And, in keeping with the grand tradition of "Celebreality", the subject of this show is someone that at least 50% of the population would, upon hearing their name, say "Who?" Introducing Miss Tila Tequila - Internet superstar (sorry Cindy Margolis, it appears you've been pwned.) You may recognize her as a cover model (I didn't) or from her "sexy" music videos (never seen one, but since MTV rarely - if ever - plays videos, that's pretty understandable). She's probably best known because she has over 2 million friends on MySpace (I wonder if she counts "Tom" as one of them.) She is a cute girl, if you're into cute girls. So, now you know pretty much all you need to know about Ms. Tequila - well, except for one little thing - she's bisexual. The competitors for Tila's affections will represent both genders (what a twist!)