It's the finale, and New York is taking her final two guys to Jamaica.  Buddaha and Tailor Made have fought long and hard to win New York's heart, and tonight, they will find out who has the most love for New York.

While guys get settled into their hotel suite, New York is busy checking out her sweet pad: A villa on the beach.  She invites the guys to her place for the last dinner where all three of them are together.  This is when New York realizes she cannot put the two guys together.  She wants Tailor Made's money, and Buddaha's body.  New York really is a deep person, see?

The competition for New York's heart is coming close an end.  The final three are off to Miami, where they will get alone time with New York to prove they are the right man for her.  Something tells me I will soon be recapping "I Love New York 3."

Being at the hotel a whole, five minutes, Buddaha actually hits on the hotel hostess showing the guys to their room.  Punk and Tailor Made are making it their mission to make sure Buddaha will be going home this week.  Unfortunately, they are going to have to work overtime because New York is very much feeling Buddaha.  Even while they are yelling at each other.  The guys are going to have to plan fast, they are to meet New York at dinner in one hour.

It's down to the wire now that New York only has four guys left.  To learn a little more about each of them, New York has invited the remaining guys' parents to the house.  Let me start by saying this is a terrible idea.

After the guys get a note from New York explaining they need to clean for a "family affair," The Entertainer immediately gets to work scrubbing the toilet with a Q-tip.  While Tailor Made, who has never had to clean up after himself, has the most mess to clean up before the arrival of his father.

After the drama of last week's visit from the ex's, New York plans a nice breakfast to make it up to her men. Everyone forgives New York for her indiscretions with Chance, except for Buddaha, who continues to drive New York crazy about the whole thing. Punk calls it out when he says Buddaha is just saying those things to get attention from New York. Today's challenges willl prove to be mind altering for New York, and the guys of the house.

With only six guys left, New York has some decisions to make.  To make those decisions easier, she has invited some old friends back for help.  Yes, you guessed it.  Chance and Real are back, and better than ever.  As if that wasn't enough to rattle the guys' cages, New York has invited their ex-girlfriends to share in the fun.  Trust when I say things are going to get crazy around here.

Last week, we were pleased to see New York bring back Buddah.  But there is a catch: The other guys in the house must sign off on it.  For six of the guys, this wasn't a problem.  They were happy to have Buddah back.  Tailor Made, however, was less than stoked to invite the man who head butted him back into the house.  Of coarse, to make New York happy, he signs the petition allowing Buddah back into the competition for New York's heart.  Tailor Made is afraid for his life.

If I didn't have to write weekly recaps of this show, I would boycott until Tailor Made gets kicked off.  Not only is he a shady snitch, but he makes me want to throw up whenever he is on screen.  At least this week he is sleeping on the lawn.

We begin with a letter from New York asking the guys to bring their most personal, meaningful item with them to the challenge.  Little do the guys know about what they are going to have to do.  They enter a room filled with witchcraft type stuff, and a scary looking "witch" sitting next to New York.  The guys are then informed about a blood oath they are going to have to sign if they have "love for New York."  The witch makes it very apparent that if they lie during their oath (and she would know) Karma with haunt them for the rest of their lives. 

Talk about crazy, this episode really takes the cake for reality TV fights.  The now infamous "New York vs. Pumpkin" incident looks like child's play compared to tonight's episode.  Considering this episode was one long fight, let's start at the beginning...

Tailor Made and Buddah are having what seems like a calm discussion in the kitchen, when the talk turns to discussing the fight between Cheezy and Tailor Made last week.  We all know Buddah was disgusted with Tailor Made when he totally screwed Cheezy out of his one-on-one date.  Now, it's his turn to tell everyone's favorite snitch how he really feels.  After throwing a glass of OJ in TM's face, Buddah proceedes to head butt him.  Yes, he head butted him.  The best part was watching TM run away from Buddah, for lack of a better term, like a bitch. Poor 20 Pac and Punk had just brought New York breakfast in bed, and walked into the middle of the fight.  

You would think guys would start less drama than girls, but I guess in this case, these guys are worse than girls.  We start with a friendly game of cards.  Only, this game quickly escalates into a fight between Tailor Made and the Entertainer, thanks to Midget Mac, of coarse.  Midget Mac, explaining he wants to "smack the Entertainer's b**** A**" decides to walk up to the man known throughout the house as "the freak" and tell him exactly what's on his mind.  Lucky for Mac, he is a midget, and really, who could beat up a midget??  Unfortunately for Tailor Made, he is big enough to fight and the Entertainer unleashes his psycho wrath onto him.  I am really afraid for the people in this house.  Not only is the entertainer a pedophile freak, now he is a psychotic freak who cannot control his anger. 

This week, the guys have quite the task ahead of them.  In true New York fashion, she has asked the guys to buy her a personal gift to show their affection for her.  The task does not end there.  After finding the gift, the guys are brought to a river where New York is waiting patiently on the other end.  The idea is swim across to her, while keeping her gift in tact.

Poor, poor Midget Mac!  He can't swim and is very scared of water after watching his uncle drown at a family reunion.  But nothing can keep a man (even a midget man) from his lady and Midget Mac was determined to give New York his gift.  So what's a mac to do?  Well, Mac (with a little help from the other guys) lays flat onto a raft, gift in hand and starts to kick his little legs with all his might.  Then, in what seemed like slow motion, the raft pops and Midget Mac is in the middle of the lake, trying his hardest to stay afloat.  New York, who doesn't attempt to jump in, only screams for someone to save him so she doesn't have "a dead midget on her hands."