Sorry for getting this recap up so late, everyone, but I've been so busy crying my eyes out over the comments left for me in last week's recap that I almost forgot all about it. I think I've just about pulled myself together, though, so let's get it on. More Amazing Race after the jump...

 

 

Team Trophy Wife Kelly & Christy still insist upon making mountains out of molehills and continue their fight with Nick & Starr. Starr at least makes a go of patching things up with the two nasty old shrews, but Christy's still sore about Aja & Ty being told to U-Turn them by Starr. "You don't even know what you just opened," adds Christy. I sure know what you opened to start all this bullshit, Christy - your big fat yap.

 

Anyway, back to, um, the Race and stuff. In case you've forgotten, that's why everyone's here. First-place finishers from last week Team Hatchetface start us off yet again, and their first clue instructs them to fly to Auckland, New Zealand and drive to nearby Gulf Harbor. Once there, they're to pull apart a gigantic rope knot left for them and retrieve a hint towards their next clue. It's pretty clear at the airport that all of the teams are going to be on the same flight to Auckland no matter what time they show up, but Ty wanted to keep looking around for something earlier. His girlfriend Aja wasn't having it, though, and the two got into a fight over it that was just as boring as you'd expect. These two dullards could be having a knife fight while covered in neon yellow paint and standing in the middle of Times Square on New Year's Eve, and they would STILL come off as unendingly boring. Ty starts calling Aja 'Fidel Castro' because of how bossy she's being. Yeah, Ty, like she knows who that is.