Margaret wants to know what it's like to be a talentless fame whore, famous just for having her picture taken. The gays think all she needs to do is flash her Hello Kitty all over Hollywood, which is a good start. Margaret decides to hook up with a producer to record a single, which should be her first step towards famewhoredom.

Just open your legs and a hit single comes out.

"I want to reduce, reuse, and recycle that ass." Margaret and Selene discuss how going green is more than just a trend, but a real movement. A movement with hot celebrities like Leo DiCaprio, but there you have it. Margaret thinks the gang should "go off the grid", and see how they do living off the land. Selene is less enthused, though the promise of a Laura Ingalls style dress gets her on board.

"We need to have this experience from olden time because we are so fragile." That's Mr. Cho's rather poetic reaction to the plan, though Blaine, Stapleton, and Charlie are less enthusiastic when they learn about it from Margaret.

Margaret is on her patio, working on her laptop when Selene brings her a glass of water. Selene, ever the concerned assistant, tells Margaret she works too much. But Margaret insists that she has to in order to work in Hollywood. The ladies get to talking about beauty standards, with Margaret relating that a radio DJ once asked her what she'd do if she woke up the next day blonde, blue-eyed, standing 5'11 and weighing 100 pounds -- his definition of beautiful. Margaret shot back "Well, I wouldn't be able to get out of bed because I couldn't stand up!"

After the obligatory, expository voiceover, wherein she explains how she formerly fought for acceptance from Hollywood, the Korean community, and her parents, Margaret Cho dishes dirt about Jack Black only having one towel (years ago, according to a girlfriend who used to sleep with him) to her giggling assistant Selene Luna in the back of a limo. They're on their way back to Margaret's, where her parents spend a lot of time reading the Korean newspaper and looking stylish in vests.