The one thing I can say about Stephanie Pratt, sister to Spencer and future sister-in-law to Heidi, is that she is loyal. Problem is that she maintains the kind of freaked out crazy "loyalty" that reads as obsessive and controlling. So she's definitely Spencer's sister. Visiting the lovebirds at their apartment, she's down for Spencer getting married in Tibet, though Heidi still wants a church wedding with their families present. If it's family Heidi wants, then it's family she'll get -- Stephanie even volunteers to become ordained on the internet so she can perform the ceremony herself. That's great, but Heidi's face is all "Oh, no."

Sorry. I just woke up after being asleep for the past two days. What knocked me out, you ask? Isn't it obvious -- it was this week's episode of "The Hills". Seriously -- was this not the Worst. Episode. Ever? Or at least the dullest? And where has Lo been for the last few weeks? Lo is fun. Lo needs her own show, where she drives around Hollywood and dispenses advice or insults from the driver's seat of a Mercedes Benz convertible. I think it would be a hit.

Oooh, girlfight at the club!: Lauren and Heidi get into it while Kimberly and Whitney just duck. Lisa Love has an assignment for Whitney and Lauren -- cover Norman Lear's (do they even know how Norman Lear is?) DeclareYourself.com party for Teen Vogue. That's it -- they don't have to throw the party (for once) so all they need to think about is what to wear. They notice that the web site lists Brent Bolthouse (aka Heidi's boss) as a member of the advisory board, so is it possible that Heidi may attend? Across town, Heidi and Kimberly are making plans to attend, so yes, I would say it is.

Why so glum, Heidi?: Spencer and Heidi celebrate Heidi's 21st.Whitney in charge! I love it. Lisa remind her that she's in charge of both the front and back of the house for the Young Hollywood party/Marc Jacobs fashion show. Being in charge means accomodating 1,500 for the party, and making sure it all goes off without a hitch and on time. And the fashion show isn't seated, with the exception of a seated VIP section, so crowd control will be key. Can't wait to see it, though -- I'm sure Whitney and Lauren will do fine.

Lauren meets... Marc Jacobs's ass?: Lauren takes a break from a day of alphabetizing to meet designer Marc Jacobs.Whitney leads Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love and some Teen Vogue staffers into this gorgeous church. Is she planning a wedding now? Nope -- it's the venue for the Young Hollywood party, and Lisa loves it. Whitney's got ideas for a runway down the aisle, and setting up photo booths in the confessionals, and Lisa Love loves it all. Go Whitney!

So...: Brody and Gavin bond over hot dogs.Brody and Lauren are at dinner. Modern white space with low tables, couch-like beds for seating. It feels very late 90's modern. Are these two dating or are they just "hanging out"? Not sure, as they talk easily about the kind of guy Lauren needs to be dating. Though Lauren claims she wants a nice guy, Brody says her type is a little bit of a bad boy: "I'm going after your taste." Lauren ignores him, studying the menu: "Nothing's catching my eye." Hmph. I'm so sure.

Lunchtime dramaThis episode is all about folding. There are no less than three occasions where somebody is folding clothes. Either because they're doing laundry (I know! Who can believe the ladies of "The Hills" actually do their own laundry?) or, as Whitney shows us in the cold open, because they work at Teen Vogue and the clothes in the fashion closet do not fold themselves. Whitney is scandalized when Lauren revelals that Brody kissed her in Las Vegas, though not so much that she appears to disapprove: "You guys would be quite the couple!" Not so happily, though, Lauren reveals that she and Audrina fought about Justin/Bobby. It's their first fight in two years of friendship, and she doesn't like it. Before she mopes further, a text from Jen! Apparently, Jen "really needs to talk" but about what? Whitney allows as they have a lot of catching up to do -- wherever would they start?

Don't make him mad. You wouldn't like him when he's mad.Audrina watches Lauren pack at home. Audrina asks Lauren if she got Brody anything. "We're flying to Vegas!" I guess that's present enough for Brody, who will be celebrating his 24th birthday in Las Vegas. Audrina reminds Lauren that Justin/Bobby will be meeting them at the airport. Will he be okay being the only guy in their caravan, which includes Lo and friend-of-Lauren Jill?

Um, awkward much?: New fiancee, meet old girlfriend. Now be nice!Previously on "The Hills": I didn't notice this before, but in last week's episode Teen Vogue editor Lisa Love wore a totally pretty white dress to the first meeting for the Young Hollywood party. It was really quick, as she took her seat in the conference room. Could this actually be the first time we've seen what Lisa looks like from the waist down?

Lauren and Jason are having another lovely little lunch at an outdoor cafe. The closed captioning doesn't indicate where they are. Lauren teases Jason about the old t-shirt he's wearing, as it has the sleeves cut off. Jason allows that he needs to do some shopping, which prompts Lauren to admit that not only does she still have some of his shirts (really?) but she wears them to the gym (bwahahaha).