This week starts off with Isaac lecturing the camera on how he has commitment issues. He claims that anyone who knows him knows he is deathly afraid. He goes on to say that after Sydney he is ready for the next chapter of his life. But we're supposed to wonder.....what about Noirin? Cut to Isaac and Noirin- where Noirin is trying to convince Isaac to travel with her after the show is over. She has pamphlets and brochures for a three day booze cruise. Isaac tells the camera (and illustrates with a Barbie) that Noirin only wants to drink, party, and get down. I'm failing to see the problem coming from the guy who is "deathly afraid of commitment". She tries to sell him on even making a stop in Thailand- where the whores are cheap! $20 can apparently get you a whore there. Later on in the car, all the roommates start talking about divorce as KellyAnne's parents are divorced.

This week starts off with Isaac's team composing a song for their tour group. Parisa says that Contiki likes them to have songs for the coach rides- similar to summer camp bus rides. Sounds awesome! They chant "We're going to the Darling Harbor". All of the songs include the places they are going that day. They sing/rap their song which surprisingly isn't awful. Meanwhile, Cohutta makes the call to their boss. He explains his silly injury. He thinks he either broke or sprained his ankle. She advises him to go to the doctor. Cohutta isn't into the idea as he hasn't been to the doctor in 10 years. Not really something to brag about, but maybe in the mountains of Georgia it is.

This week starts off with all the kids getting ready for work. Yes, it's amazing they all still have a "job". They are having a meeting about their projects. They need to come up with two day itineraries for tourists in Sydney. The winning team gets an all expenses paid trip to Europe. The meet their boss who tells them they will need to have their itineraries finished in two days. The kids head home to actually start their work. Ashli's team meets and throws around ideas. Cohutta's team is doing nothing. Dunbar paces around and Cohutta is sleeping. KellyAnne wakes up and tries to help but she is useless. Dunbar suggests telling Cohutta its much later than it is to get him up. Dunbar complains to the camera that he really wants to go to Europe- yet he manages to do nothing to ensure he does. Dunbar jokes they'll just have KellyAnne flirt with everyone to win. She tries to wake up Cohutta and winds up going back to bed. Isaac tells the camera that there is no way Dunbar's team is going to Europe. He says it's fine with it and he might send Dunbar a postcard. Dunbar attempts to pry KellyAnne and Dunbar out of bed again and fails miserably.

This week starts off with Ashli waking up in Dunbar's bed yet again.  She whines to the camera that Dunbar remains guarded about what Julie can know- obviously as he is cheating on her and humiliating her on a cable reality show.  Dunbar's classiness really amazes me. Ashli thinks he would do whatever he wanted if he knew Julie wouldn't find out.  She fails to recognize that he is anyway.  Isaac tells the camera that Dunbar plays it off like Ashli is the one who is all over him.  Isaac says he is a pimp and all the girls in the house want him.  Dunbar thinks the only reason every girl wants him is because he has a girlfriend.  That and girls are trained to like assholes.  Yes, it's sad and true.  Dunbar insists that every time he goes to bed Ashli is already there.  Dunbar says KellyAnne and Cohutta are back together as well.  Isaac doesn't approve.  KellyAnne says she is just trying to have fun and she will see what happens with Cohutta.  Cohutta and KellyAnne scamper off to bed.  Meanwhile, Noirin and Parisa are chatting downstairs.  They hear squealing coming from upstairs and start giggling.  Yep, they are getting it on.  Parisa laughs that KellyAnne sounds like a cat.  Mid-hump KellyAnne climbs off Cohutta and says the condom busted.  She admits to the camera that she isn't on birth control either.  KellyAnne hops back into bed.  Cohutta says if she is pregnant she is coming to Georgia with him because he is the most fertile guy in the world. Sex with Cohutta is scary enough, let alone the idea of moving to Hicksville Georgia to raise their illegitimate child together.  Sounds like a blast.  KellyAnne hopes she not pregnant because she doesn't want kids.  Cohutta insists that if she is pregnant they need to get married and raise a family.  Or she needs to just go get the damn morning after pill, which is a whole lot simpler.  Isaac says Cohutta and KellyAnne have a good dynamic together because they are both cool.  He fails to mention dumb.  It would probably be a pretty kid but dumb as hell. KellyAnne calls her sister. She says Cohutta is being crazy about the whole thing, with the talks of moving to Georgia and getting married.  KellyAnne wonders if it might be fate.  Meanwhile, Noirin grills Dunbar about his relationship with Julie.  She knows he had sex with Ashli and tries to pry it out of him.  Dunbar continues to deny it.  Noirin and everyone else knows he is full of shit.  Ashli tells her mom how she spoons with Dunbar.  Even Ashli's mom knows it's just weird.  She tells her that there is an attraction there that is unfortunate.  Her mom tells her not to ruin his relationship with his girlfriend.  Ashli insists he already ruined it.  KellyAnne says she will know if she is pregnant or not in a few days.  Why doesn't she just go get the morning after pill like a normal person?  I guess it makes for better television to wait it out.  Cohutta calls his grandpa.  Cohutta tells his grand pappy about the "accident".  He says he is worried about disappointing them.  His grandpa reminds him that a man is defined by how he handles himself in a crisis- words of wisdom from a wise old man.  Cohutta goes on to say he will accept responsibility for his actions.  All the kids go out.  Dunbar continues to deny sleeping with Ashli.  Ashli is pissed everyone is talking about her.  What else do they have to talk about? Dunbar doesn't want anyone to know he is cheating on Julie- too late.  That night, they end up in bed together, once again.  Dunbar asks Ashli if she would have a three some with Julie.  Ashli thinks that Dunbar is extremely disrespectful.  He always says "you know you want me" and that grosses her out- clearly not enough.  Ashli says they are setting up a computer schedule.  She says she is trying to stay away from him because he doesn't return affection.  Yes, he's a dick.  We all know this.  The next night, they all go out to a cowboy bar.  KellyAnne and Cohutta canoodle all night.  They dance and kiss.  She says it's the first time they've kissed in public.  The next morning, KellyAnne and Cohutta go to church.  They sing, they pray, and think about having a baby.  Again, why didn't she just go get the damn morning after pill! A few days later, KellyAnne gets her period.  She is excited.  Cohutta says he wasn't really all that worried about it.  Ashli is on the computer.  Dunbar wants to use it.  They start bickering about their block schedule system.  Dunbar calls her irrational and a stupid bitch.  He continues to rant and rave while Ashli walks away.  Ashli runs upstairs to cry.  She is upset because he called her a stupid bitch.  Ashli insists she is done with him.  The next night, Dunbar says he doesn't want Ashli to hate him.  They sit down to talk.  Dunbar goes on how he talks to her the same way he talks to everyone else. Yes, that IS the problem. She says that he degraded her by calling her a stupid bitch.  She grabs his hand and ultimately decides to give him a second chance.  Next week:  Dunbar and Ashli continue to fight and scream at each other.  

This week start off with Isaac's return! Perhaps he can bring some sanity to the nonsense that is this season.  He says ready to come back from all the sadness back home and party it up.  He comes in to find Ashli and Dunbar in bed together.  He is confused.  Dunbar tells him Trisha went home.  Isaac blows his blow horn and is ready to celebrate Trisha being gone.  He runs to wake up Parisa and essentially congratulate her.  KellyAnne explains to Isaac what happened with the Trisha and Parisa bullshit.  Isaac admits he never liked Trisha.  KellyAnne is taken back by it.  Parisa chimes in and says everyone doesn't like her now.  Ashli calls her friend.  She rants on about her situation with Dunbar.  Ashli says they've spooned at least three nights this week but she isn't sure where this is going.  They should just do it and get it over with already.  Parisa tells Isaac that all the girls turned on her after the Trisha situation.  Isaac reassures her that everyone is actually happy Trisha is gone.  Parisa feels validated in her decision, as she should everyone knows Trisha sucked.  Isaac doesn't really believe that Ashli truly hates Parisa because of Trisha.  Isaac continues to rant to Ashli how Trisha sucked.  Ashli says Trisha was fun to party with, therefore she must be a good person.  Isaac doesn't think Ashli really liked Trisha either.  Meanwhile, KellyAnne tells the camera she doesn't want to be enemies with Parisa- the exact opposite of what she was saying last episode.  KellyAnne attempts to make conversation with Parisa about her purse options for the night.  Parisa asks her why she is even talking to her. KellyAnne thinks it would just make life easier.  But Parisa won't take it because KellyAnne was a complete ass to her.

This week picks up with the on-going Trisha and Parisa fight. After the push, Trisha hops back on the phone and tells her dad she just "pushed a fat girl'. Parisa continues to talk shit, in the kitchen, while Trisha whines on the phone. They exchange nastiness and Parisa yells that Trisha is a fat and disgusting pig. She calls her Miss Piggy and tells her to keep eating. Trisha comes back with how she has a great family, religion, friends, and people that love her. Yes, Trisha we all know you think you're the shit.  She gets back on the phone with her dad. He encourages her to apologize. Trisha doesn't want to apologize because she would be lying. Lying is wrong but pushing is ok.

This week starts off with Trisha on the phone with her boyfriend Jarod. Trisha is annoyed with the constant call waiting tone. Naturally someone from Parisa's family is calling. Trisha is an instant bitch just add Parisa. Parisa wants the phone. She hasn't spoken to them in three days. Trisha reluctantly gets off the phone and waddles into the kitchen. She whines about the call being interrupted, right in front of Parisa. Parisa points out that Trisha talks to Jarod everyday. Blah, blah, blah Trisha continues to insist she was being nice by getting off the phone. She complains that she won't speak to Jarod for three days because he is going to a wedding. What sort of wedding takes three days? Parisa feels Trisha is disrespectful to her and her family. But she did get off the phone so Parisa could use it. It's stupid. They exchange snippy comments to one another over who uses the phone more. Finally Parisa uses the phone to vent to about the confrontation to her family.

This week starts off with Isaac writing a note on the dry erase board.  It says he has faxed himself to China and will call soon, along with some other illegible nonsense.  All the roommates are very confused.  Isaac just took off.  Shoot to two days earlier.  Isaac is in bed with Noirin. He goes downstairs to the kitchen and a black bird appears in the background.  Way to go MTV on the CGI black bird and fancy editing.  Isaac tells the camera that he used to do a lot of acid and occasionally he sees birds.  He is used to it because he knows he has flashbacks but when he sees a black bird something is wrong.  He is used to seeing the occasional parrot and macaw but black birds are another story.  He calls his friend back home and urges her to call his mom to make sure everything is OK. Why doesn't he just call her himself? Meanwhile, Ashli probes Dunbar about his life.  She asks him flirty questions about his family.  Ashli tells the camera that she is boy crazy and loves the challenge.  Dunbar knows that Ashli is attracted to him.  KellyAnne doesn't seem to think Dunbar will screw things up with Julie.  For the sake of this season, lets hope he does.  It will certainly make things a little more interesting.  

This week starts off with Isaac calling Noirin.  She is excited to hear from him.  He insists he wasn't planning on calling for two weeks, which she didn't.  Isaac is quite the gentleman.  Isaac tells her that Shauvon left.  Noirin is confused. Shauvon left to be with her boyfriend but she kissed Isaac.  Trisha wonders what the new roommate will be like.  She hopes she will be someone she can get along with who doesn't start drama.  That wouldn't be The Real World.  Noirin comes over.  KellyAnne thinks Isaac is more fun when Noirin is around.  Noirin and Isaac go out.  Noirin asks him if he is Catholic or Protestant.  He is Jewish.  She has never met a Jewish person before.  Isaac isn't really a practicing Jew.  All the roommates are antsy wondering where the new roommate is.  The new roommate is Ashli, 19, from California.  She is currently single and ready mingle.  And she is a huge cheese.  Ashli arrives at the house and introduces herself to all the roommates.  She has some issues with Cohutta's name.  Who doesn't have issues with that name?  Ashli thinks Dunbar is the cutest.  She fails to realize he is also the craziest.